Turns out my mate went out with Andrew Lloyd Webber's wife's little sister.
According to her, Webber has a MASSIVE cock. The end.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:51, archived)

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( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 12 May 2009, 21:53, archived)