Oh, I just bloody emailed you, you useless fuck
What's the matter then?
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:01, archived)

I've got fairly mild flu,
but due to panic, I'm under instruction to stay home.
I was starting to piss off the people sitting near me by sneezing all over them.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:02, archived)

Hahahaha
I'll get you some oinkment etc

*prepares you tea and soup and paracetamol*
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Wed 13 May 2009, 11:03, archived)