Battle plans are for the weak.
Whereabouts are you?
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 15:44, archived)

In a small room
in a place called Berwick on the outskirts of Melbourne
(somethingwitty, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 15:46, archived)

Ahh, you're a Mexican.
I'm currently freezing my arse off in Sydney, and wondering why the hell I'm still awake at this hour.
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 15:50, archived)

Freezing with you
and wondering why the heater isn't working. Maybe I'll just start a fire...
(somethingwitty, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 15:52, archived)

I can see absolutely no downsides
to starting a fire in the middle of whatever room you're sitting in.
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 15:54, archived)

Not my house
but I'm sure my girlfriend would have something to say about it. Yet knowing her, she'd probably look for tinder.
(somethingwitty, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 15:55, archived)

Are you mad?
Why are you not currently sucking the warmth from said girlfriend in bed?
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 15:57, archived)

Sort of a long story
I've just recovered from a massive headache and we're both kind of suffering from it(insomnia. didn't specify). I'm downstairs, here obviously, while she's upstairs trying to sleep. Came here to check my mail, and subsequently became trapped in the b3ta vortex.
(somethingwitty, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 16:01, archived)

On second thought
I'm leaving now. Have fun everyone. I'm off.
(somethingwitty, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 16:06, archived)