Start any old topic, wait for her to butt in
reach into your bag and pull out a severed child's head. 'Top that, you smarmy cow' you will say.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:54, archived)

Hahahaha

( Mrs Sp@m, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:59, archived)