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Competive people.
*sigh* There is a lady who's son went to the same parent and toddler group as my son and we occasionally see each other when I go to the centre where I volunteer. And good god if I've done something she's done it a million times better or more often than not had it a million times worse. I was talking to another friend about my new SLR the other day and she leaned over and said her hubbys just bought a nikon D90. She then went on to say "whats the one you've got Sam, a D60, that's a bottom of the range Nikon isn't it?" I then changed the subject and mentioned books, and how I wanted a new bookcase cause they are all over the place so she stuck her nose in again and said "Well I've got over 600 books and I've read them all" I was actually quite proud of my usual slow self by returning with "600 copies Janet and John don't count Susan"

What can I do about this interfering wench stealing all my thunder all the time with her bullshit? I feel like a child back at school.

Or tell me about competitive people that you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:47, archived)
I dont know anyone stupid enough ot compete with me
by my advice to you is that you should punch Susan in the fucking cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:49, archived)
You always win at soggy biscuit
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:50, archived)
Something is probably missing from her life if she feels the need to say that,
not books though obviously.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:49, archived)
Sounds like she needs a good seeing to
/gynacological panacea
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:50, archived)
this was pretty much my line of thinking,
her husband is probably knobbing their aupair.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:55, archived)
I hear he's at it with the pug
his cock is all covered in it's doings.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:56, archived)
hahah

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:57, archived)
anything would be better than Susan's dried up gravel-snatch.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:03, archived)
I hear it has more teeth
than 15 great white sharks
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:04, archived)
'luckily I don't measure the success of my life by how many objects I possess. That must be quite a sad existence.'
Would be what I'd say, if I were feeling annoyed to the point of not being nice.

My lad's the nicest man ever, but Monopoly brings out the worst in him. Competitive isn't the word.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:51, archived)
Oh I think that's a man thing with monopoly
Mr Sp@m is exactly the same and even worse with Scrabble.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:52, archived)
20 minutes he took to take his go a few nights ago in scrabble.
FFS. I was half tempted to take his letters off him and do it myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:53, archived)
Haha I so know where you are coming from
I bet he has a scrabble dictionary as well doesn't he?
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:58, archived)
We were round a friend's, who only had the bloody concise.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:00, archived)
"Povs always say that"
would be her reply.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:52, archived)
No, that would be YOUR reply.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:53, archived)
Well, that would be your reply

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:54, archived)
I can beat ANYONE at monopoly

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:58, archived)
You'll beat me then, I'm too nice.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:00, archived)
Cunt Susan in the fuck.
And then stomp on her windpipe.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:52, archived)
YES!

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:52, archived)
Kick her up the cunt
And say it's from me, as arch bastard cunt kicker by proxy Esq.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:52, archived)
Can kick anyone up the cunt and say it from you?

(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:58, archived)
Yeah, why not?
I'm easy.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:00, archived)
Start any old topic, wait for her to butt in
reach into your bag and pull out a severed child's head. 'Top that, you smarmy cow' you will say.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:54, archived)
Hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:59, archived)
Hmm
Have you ever entertained the possibility that she is better than you?
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:57, archived)
It does remind me of a strange episode in primary school
after Short Circuit 2 came out, the conversation would go like this:
"Have you seen Short Circuit 2"
"Yeah. Course I have"
"I've seen Short Circuit 3"
"Yeah well, I've seen Short Circuit 5. It's better than 3. And 2."
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:59, archived)
Are we suggesting that women are mentally children?

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:00, archived)
but but but
there isn't a short circuit 3...
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:05, archived)
She probably is Mykey as most people are.

(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:59, archived)
I suspect I am a lot more competitive than I realise.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:57, archived)
You are very competetive on here
you're always trying to be the biggest, most annoying cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:58, archived)
How do I measure up?

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:02, archived)
Nailed it

(I helped save b3ta! Gooch Is neither here nor there, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:04, archived)
Overachiever.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:05, archived)
I'm WAY more competitive than you, you queer.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:59, archived)
My acquaintanes are FAR more competitive than yours.

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:59, archived)
Oh hunnybuns
You're far too awesome to waste tim with these squabbles!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:00, archived)
I don't even know why it bothers me
I can't work out if I am either a little jealous of her or just plain irritated by her.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:03, archived)
She's just trying to show you how rubbish you are, you'd think you'd learn and save yourself the trouble and embarrasment of talking

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:00, archived)
I assure you EVERYONE will think she's a tool so don't let it bother you.

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:01, archived)
^this^
as i also think she is a tool and I have never met her.
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:04, archived)
I'm only competitive when it comes to games
I really don't like losing when it comes to anything to do with sport or team games. It is totally irrational and stupid, I just can't help myself.

I don't understand the need for oneupmanship though. Let your actions do the talking, don't brag about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:01, archived)
go back at once and tell the stupid bitch that the D60 is not the bottom of the range nikon

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:03, archived)
it's only one off the bottom though.
Meh! at least I know how to use mine and I don't just point and shoot.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:06, archived)
correct
I have a D40 and have taken photographs that my mates are very jealous of, and they have D300's

its down to skill and a certain amount of being in the right place at the right time :-)

edit: oh, and pure luck..
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:08, archived)