It's clearly your fault I have bastard hayfever.
What the FUCK were you thinking, planting all that oil seed rape?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:17, archived)

AHAHAHA!
I'm winning over the population with the illnesses and the like.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 13 May 2009, 15:19, archived)

Even saying 'all the rape around here is terrible' has lost it's lustre :(

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:21, archived)

Replace it with 'there's a lot of rape in the air' whilst looking darkly at female co-workers.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:23, archived)

I watched an episode of Firefly last night where some guy asked a bird...
"Have you ever been raped?" And I lolled.
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:43, archived)