Piston_Broke is beyond help.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 13 May 2009, 16:50, archived)

He's hammering off-topic.
:(
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 13 May 2009, 16:51, archived)

I wasn't going to adopt him
I'm in the lucky position of having met a few QOTWers
( SuperMatt, Wed 13 May 2009, 16:51, archived)

like me
Afternoon SuperMatt!
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 13 May 2009, 16:54, archived)

nooooon

( SuperMatt, Wed 13 May 2009, 16:55, archived)

Hope you and gonzo enjoyed Friday?

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 13 May 2009, 16:59, archived)

I did
and I think he did too.
But I'm not his keeper, so I don't care.
( SuperMatt, Wed 13 May 2009, 17:03, archived)

Are you going to adopt me?
If you can adopt and then bully me I'll have a story for this week as well.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 13 May 2009, 17:01, archived)

I'll only adopt you if you're autism

( SuperMatt, Wed 13 May 2009, 17:02, archived)

Oh you want Kaol then

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 13 May 2009, 17:04, archived)

Shut your filthy mouth.

( Cawl, Wed 13 May 2009, 17:05, archived)

It's OK
I was hoping for Spak
( SuperMatt, Wed 13 May 2009, 17:07, archived)

I was hoping you'd want him.
This is excellent. You can take him dancing.
( thealternativefact, Wed 13 May 2009, 17:12, archived)

I was just going to lock him in Gonz's cupboard

( SuperMatt, Wed 13 May 2009, 17:14, archived)

This would work well for everyone.

( thealternativefact, Wed 13 May 2009, 17:18, archived)

*has knives, likes black*
edit - Kaol, not me
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 13 May 2009, 17:05, archived)

How can you fight the mysterons if you don't have knives?

( SuperMatt, Wed 13 May 2009, 17:10, archived)

innovative use of puppetry

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 13 May 2009, 17:12, archived)

Yeah.
You're a real person, with a face and everything.
( Cawl, Wed 13 May 2009, 16:55, archived)