Yes.
And then, when they find out the terrible truth, you'll get a letter the starts: "Dear Dad, You bastard! You're not my real dad at all..."
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 13 May 2009, 16:59,
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^this
*applauds*
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Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 13 May 2009, 17:06,
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