Which gig did you go to?
I'm going to the Slam Dunk Festival soon. It's for homosexuals and women.
( WHARRGARBL, Thu 14 May 2009, 1:16, archived)

wouldn't you rather hear about what i ate?
well i'm sorry to disappoint you, i missed dinner so i could get there on time.
( scott,, Thu 14 May 2009, 1:18, archived)