Football in the rain.
Where the only rule is NO HANDBALLS.
Asides the keeper.

Splendid. You can really kick people.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 14 May 2009, 1:37, archived)

1-2 back of the net!
just 1 point needed now against arsenal ;)
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 14 May 2009, 1:39, archived)