Am I?
Have I accidently etched myself in a way that suggests I am a nutter?
(Goatse not a comedy account, Thu 14 May 2009, 10:38, archived)

The big dragon thing
that's what the baddy in Red Dragon had. Then he went a murdering and got himself shot in the head.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 14 May 2009, 10:41, archived)