Wouldn't Esme show you her tits on webcam then?
It seems to be the general reason for you getting upset with women on the internet...
(
Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 14 May 2009, 13:13,
archived)
He's jealous because they're nicer than his.
(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:13,
archived)