what is the one thing in your daily life that annoys you the most?
part from people like me asking stupid questions. personally, i resent getting up at 5.30 cos my lolnoninternetgirlfriendyesreally does
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Thu 14 May 2009, 12:40, archived)

wading through all the corpses stuck in man traps and pits on my front lawn to get to the deathcopter
I've given up polishing my shoes
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:41, archived)

Getting up or going to work. Both are equally gash.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:42, archived)

You're gash.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 14 May 2009, 12:59, archived)

your gash

( Lightguy hail satan, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:01, archived)

ym gash

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 14 May 2009, 13:01, archived)

that reminds me
I havent asked after her vagina in ages
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:03, archived)

Because I'm something you'll never experience
or because I spend a lot of time in pants?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:04, archived)

Because you taste suspect.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 14 May 2009, 13:05, archived)

You've never tasted me, you liar, you've never had that much money.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:06, archived)

I paid your wife to let me do it.
I'm richer than you think.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 14 May 2009, 13:06, archived)

As if he'd defy me.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:07, archived)

Well, to be fair to him,
He thought you'd never find out.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 14 May 2009, 13:09, archived)

You're an awful rotter, Mottykins.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:10, archived)

I know,
I should really have that looked at by a doctor.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 14 May 2009, 13:12, archived)

Everyday, when I get a stonking erection on the underground
and everytime I turn round it's like the Marx brothers trying to carry a plank of wood.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:43, archived)

In other news, during the comic book convention I went to in March
I invited people to draw a panel for a "pass it on" comic book. I put the results up here:
www.eddegg.com/misc/thing.html

Guess which panel Weebl drew.
(Also features panels from Eddsworld, Wonchop, HappyHarry and a bundle more. Oh and me.)
May be considered NSFW for the sweary bits and sketchy-looking bodyparts.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:51, archived)

:D found it.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:53, archived)

Oh my!

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:04, archived)

I obviously don't know enough about Weebl to work out which one is his.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 14 May 2009, 13:05, archived)

The one that isn't actually done by Jonti.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:10, archived)

I looked closer this time.
It's quite obvious now.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 14 May 2009, 13:11, archived)

Because it has the site written on it?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:12, archived)

Yeah.
I totally didn't even notice that frame when I first looked.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 14 May 2009, 13:13, archived)

To be fair, I was looking for it.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:14, archived)

Going on the bus.
I find of partly amusing but mostly gross and irritating.
( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:44, archived)

I love being on the bus
I get to listen to my music.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:45, archived)

""THE WHEELS ON THE BUS GO ROUND AND ROUND?"
oops/ bloody mini laptop keybpoards. apologies for caps.
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Thu 14 May 2009, 12:46, archived)

Have you ever encountered crazy singing woman?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:01, archived)

J
M
G
( WormuIus, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:44, archived)

cock tuesday

(Bazongaloid, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:47, archived)

Lunch threads

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 14 May 2009, 12:52, archived)

ym

( Gooch Is neither here nor there, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:56, archived)

I'm lvl 25 now,
I'm going to catch you up.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:06, archived)

Driving my missus to work.
Turns my 10 minute journey into an hour long one.
( RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:44, archived)

*whip crack noises*

( WormuIus, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:45, archived)

She does excuse me from preparing her lunch every 3rd wednesday as a reward.

( RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:51, archived)

you have to stop to have sex 120 times?

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Thu 14 May 2009, 12:45, archived)

Why doesn't she give you a lift and then take the car, then?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:46, archived)

Because not everyone drives?

( SuperMatt, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:47, archived)

I don't, I was wondering if that was the case.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:48, archived)

Because she works in the city centre where parking is stupidly expensive.

( RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:49, archived)

People on the tube
Especially in the mornings.
THERE IS NO ROOM MATE, STOP MAKING IT MORE UNCOMFORTABLE FOR EVERYONE ELSE.
Today's train journey had me bent over backwards against one of the pads at the side that are supposed to make it move comfortable. It did not.
( SuperMatt, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:45, archived)

sorry matt
p l
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Thu 14 May 2009, 12:48, archived)

i can sympathise

( crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:48, archived)

It only happened this morning because someone was ill on the train
IF YOU FEEL A LITTLE PEEKY, STAY THE FUCK OFF WORK.
( SuperMatt, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:49, archived)

Stupid drivers
Yesterday I got stuck behind a fucking tractor because I made the mistake of deciding to go home via the country roads. Grr.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:46, archived)

Well that's what you get on country roads.
And they can't go very fast. So it's not their fault.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:50, archived)

Doesn't mean I can't get annoyed at them
Plus there should be a rule for tractors driving around at rush hour like there is for oversized trucks.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:54, archived)

No, there shouldn't.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 14 May 2009, 13:00, archived)

Shut up, you blithering idiot.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:03, archived)

So, has the little 'un performed his first rape then?
They say like father like son.
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:05, archived)

You see, what im trying to say is...no hold on
You know already...
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:06, archived)

You sad bastard.
You have to resort to insulting an infant.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:06, archived)

I think you misread
The insult is firmly at mr Dedd

But then, i suppose its a bit much to expect one of your lot to read beyond... well, even the most basic signage.
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:08, archived)

Wouldn't Esme show you her tits on webcam then?
It seems to be the general reason for you getting upset with women on the internet...
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 14 May 2009, 13:13, archived)

He's jealous because they're nicer than his.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:13, archived)

Oh look, Mykey's resorting to casual racism.
There's a surprise.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:18, archived)

I for one have never seen you refer to the british in anything but respectful terms

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:19, archived)

Yeah, it's not like they have a business to keep going or anything.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:03, archived)

Oh calm down the pair of you
Am I going to have to start following Mongy and put a disclaimer on every post?!
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:05, archived)

Warning: May contain a personal opinion
May cause terrible upset to a variety of people or cliques.
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:07, archived)

personal

n idiotic
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 14 May 2009, 13:07, archived)

Perhaps
But if that were an issue noone would be allowed to post anything here, least of all myself
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:12, archived)

+ not completely serious

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:08, archived)

You only ever say it's not completely serious
after everyone has told you what an idiot you are.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 14 May 2009, 13:17, archived)

It's the IDIFTL defence.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:18, archived)

Well, maybe people should learn that I'm never serious
And then perhaps I wouldn't need to explain it.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:18, archived)

I just don't think you have the mental capacity to be anything other than totally earnest.

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Thu 14 May 2009, 13:22, archived)

Pair?
You've either got me or Brayndedd on ignore.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 14 May 2009, 13:07, archived)

Me.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:08, archived)

Don't be silly.
We all know that there are some road users who are more important than others, and all road users should yield to these people.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 14 May 2009, 13:06, archived)

There's a general consensus round here that that they wont clog up the major routes during rush hour
But the little lanes are fair game - they need to keep their businesses going.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 14 May 2009, 13:15, archived)

They don't bother me that much
I spent most of my life living in the country, I'm used to them. This one was just going ridiculously slow and there was a massive queue of cars behind it.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:17, archived)

He should have pulled over
it's the polite thing to do.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 14 May 2009, 13:21, archived)

My interpretation of country road would lead me to believe that it would be difficult for a tractor to pull over often.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:28, archived)

Passing places, gates, field entrances - there are a few places.
/lives in the sticks.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 14 May 2009, 13:29, archived)

Falling asleep while wanking
I feel cheated.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:47, archived)

and worthless.
me too. it's the ultimate rejection.
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Thu 14 May 2009, 12:49, archived)

My flatmate walking past the bin in order to leave used teabags on the worktop.

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Thu 14 May 2009, 12:55, archived)

May I ask why (s)he thinks that is a good plan?
Or do you not know?
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:57, archived)

My job.
It's annoying as fuck. At least they have the decency to pay me for it.
(MSB Load universe into cannon. Aim at brain. Fire., Thu 14 May 2009, 12:56, archived)

My housemate, Sunderland.
He's the least convincing excuse for a human being ever.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 14 May 2009, 13:01, archived)

People on their Blackberrys
not watching where they're going and walking into everything.

Just heard a strange portion of a conversation... 'Bummed, several times'
( Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:08, archived)

I once overheard this gem
"I don't know what she's so upset about it was only a titwank"
(PsychoChomp, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:21, archived)

police interrogations

( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:12, archived)

I've just answered QOTW
I didn't feel much like lying, so I didn't
( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:18, archived)