I totally don't care cause I'm happy as long as I'm posting.
www.channel4.com/entertainment/tv/microsites/C/comedy_standups/results/results.html

100 greatest stand-ups as voted for by some SPASTICS. I was just looking at this and though it'd make good posting material, seeing as how I just can't stop posting things tonight.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 15 May 2009, 4:31, archived)

I like lists of things as voted for by people who don't know what they're talking about
post more of those

all standup comedy is shit LOLOPINION
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 15 May 2009, 4:37, archived)

Posting here.
www.empireonline.com/100-greatest-movie-characters/default.asp?c=1
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 15 May 2009, 4:40, archived)

might get a cup of coffee about now

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 15 May 2009, 4:42, archived)

After flossing?
OMGORMOM!¬
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 15 May 2009, 4:47, archived)

it was an impulse floss
I think there was a bit of bacon or fried egg back behind the second upper left molar

I totally flicked it and it stuck to the wall. That's how cool I am.
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 15 May 2009, 4:52, archived)

I've just trumped.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 15 May 2009, 4:53, archived)

It smells a bit like pickled onion monster munch.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 15 May 2009, 4:55, archived)