I JUST SHAGGED THE FITTEST STRIPPER

( SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Fri 15 May 2009, 6:07, archived)

At a reasonable price?

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 15 May 2009, 6:08, archived)

Don't answer that yet, I'm just going to get some Fruit & Fibre©.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 15 May 2009, 6:08, archived)

OK I'm back with my Fruit & Fibre©
I probably gave myself too big a bowl of Fruit and Fibre© but that's just something I'll have to deal with.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 15 May 2009, 6:12, archived)

I hate it when I put too much milk on my cereal and I like finish the cereal and there's still a load of milk left and it's like woah, should I pour this away or drink it and I usually drink it then feel a bit sick because it's too much milk really

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 15 May 2009, 6:14, archived)

That reminds me of this time I went out with an umbrella and it didn't rain so the next day I didn't take and umbrella but it rained.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 15 May 2009, 6:15, archived)

once I totally left my bag on a bus and I like ran after the bus but it was ok because someone noticed my bag was on the seat and like totally told the driver to like stop the bus and shit

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 15 May 2009, 6:18, archived)

is he still in the room
ask him how i rates you (scale 1 to 10)
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Fri 15 May 2009, 6:10, archived)