Some toenails
I have a pretty good knack for losing them at the moment. Hello.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 15 May 2009, 8:43, archived)

leprosy

(PsychoChomp, Fri 15 May 2009, 8:44, archived)

More likely stupidity.
Or my feet are door frame magnets.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 15 May 2009, 8:45, archived)

You'd only paint them
You mincing mary-queen.
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 15 May 2009, 8:54, archived)

I'd make them look like little cherries

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 15 May 2009, 8:56, archived)