So, if you won the lottery this weekend
What would you buy first?
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 15 May 2009, 8:41, archived)

Driving lessons
posh dentist
(PsychoChomp, Fri 15 May 2009, 8:41, archived)

although probably a ticket to london to pick up the money
and a pint
(PsychoChomp, Fri 15 May 2009, 8:42, archived)

Pretty car

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 15 May 2009, 8:42, archived)

I'd buy millions of lottery tickets and try and be the first to win twice in a row.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 15 May 2009, 8:42, archived)

Some toenails
I have a pretty good knack for losing them at the moment. Hello.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 15 May 2009, 8:43, archived)

leprosy

(PsychoChomp, Fri 15 May 2009, 8:44, archived)

More likely stupidity.
Or my feet are door frame magnets.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 15 May 2009, 8:45, archived)

You'd only paint them
You mincing mary-queen.
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 15 May 2009, 8:54, archived)

I'd make them look like little cherries

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 15 May 2009, 8:56, archived)

A gastric bypass operation.

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 15 May 2009, 8:44, archived)

'cos y'know, i'm fat and that.
ZOMG
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 15 May 2009, 8:46, archived)

fatty fatty fat fat
Hello
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 15 May 2009, 8:46, archived)

Alright, you filthy old leper?

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 15 May 2009, 8:49, archived)

Aye, not bad
I'm doing it wrong today. I can hear blood pumping like a bastard in my ears so I drank a pint of insanity coffee, now I can feel it too.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 15 May 2009, 8:52, archived)

I'm going to assume you're hot until this gets proved otherwise.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 15 May 2009, 8:46, archived)

Oh well yeah I like totally am.

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 15 May 2009, 8:51, archived)

that's totally awesome

(PsychoChomp, Fri 15 May 2009, 8:52, archived)

pay off mortgage

( rob, Fri 15 May 2009, 8:46, archived)

That's something sensible that you could put off,
you'd first have to buy a ex soviet tank or something.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 15 May 2009, 8:47, archived)

Original Mk1 GT40

( M o D, Fri 15 May 2009, 8:50, archived)

a pub
i'd phone up everyone i'd ever met, and say "i've just bought a pub, come round and help me drink it dry"

that would be my number one priority
( spacefish bong!, Fri 15 May 2009, 8:53, archived)

Would there be scampi fries?

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 15 May 2009, 8:54, archived)

nah
we'd have to go out roaring drunk and buy a kebab shop later
( spacefish bong!, Fri 15 May 2009, 8:56, archived)

or you could ring up dominoes
and not even go for one of the offers.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 15 May 2009, 8:58, archived)

Ooooh
Yes.
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 15 May 2009, 9:05, archived)

Well, I'm changing my answer to this

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 15 May 2009, 8:56, archived)

That's a great idea.
Can I come?
( RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 15 May 2009, 9:10, archived)

A plane ticket.
:)
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 15 May 2009, 9:06, archived)