Love it,

(PsychoChomp, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:34, archived)

he saw a girl with the ‘swine flu’ and attempted to eliminate her by grabbing her throat

(PsychoChomp, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:36, archived)

I find that if you're on a crowded bus
sneezing, coughing and muttering something on the phone about Mexico really helps to give you a bit more space
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:38, archived)