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QOTW'er arrested
www.summitdaily.com/article/20090513/NEWS/905139958/1078&ParentProfile=1055
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:31, archived)
I'm eating soup and I don't even feel ill.
This is how wacky my life has become.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:33, archived)
Is it otter and pie soup ?

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:34, archived)
I had hotdogs the other day.
I wasn't even at the cinema or a bbq.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:34, archived)
Before or after you sucked a clean cock, which you undeniably admitted to.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:35, archived)
Hotdogs was a euphemism (even)

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:37, archived)
A euphanism eh.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:38, archived)
lol a large instrument you blow on.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:38, archived)
I thought that was a tuba

(Bazongaloid, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:40, archived)
your mum's a tuba

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:42, archived)
pwnt

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:43, archived)
Love it,

(PsychoChomp, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:34, archived)
he saw a girl with the ‘swine flu’ and attempted to eliminate her by grabbing her throat

(PsychoChomp, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:36, archived)
I find that if you're on a crowded bus
sneezing, coughing and muttering something on the phone about Mexico really helps to give you a bit more space
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:38, archived)
aw
the world really is full of loons.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:34, archived)
I love the guys attitude towards people with swine flu
throttle some sense into the bastards !
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:35, archived)

www.b3ta.com/questions/bullies/post421463
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:34, archived)
I vote this
for being the most mental QOTW answer yet :

... so when I was in Year 5, when the nasty girl in our class started shoving me out of the way in the cloak room, I punched her so hard in the mouth that her teeth bled and nearly fell out.

I might sound like the mean one here, but she really deserved it.

She cried and the headmaster came in, but being a very traditional schoolmaster-ish kind of guy, he listened to both our stories and ruled in my favour. Not only was she on liquids for a week, but she also got detention.

Recently I heard that she's now a member of the labour party.

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:37, archived)
Was that posted by Pickle Fairy?

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:41, archived)
Well, she's clearly not shown in the best light there

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 15 May 2009, 10:47, archived)
In response to your reply
I witnessed a kid do something similar in school, but everybody DID kiss his arse afterwards.
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:37, archived)
That's WHY you can tell that the QOTW story is a lie.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:41, archived)
I don't want to sound too confident but I'm fairly certain I've won the QOTW.
www.b3ta.com/questions/bullies/post422745
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:44, archived)
Awsome
Needs more Honda Accord though.
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:34, archived)
My local news is boring in comparison.
www.bournemouthecho.co.uk/news/4370245.SWAN_S_NEST_WRECKED_BY_VANDALS/
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Fri 15 May 2009, 10:35, archived)
Ooh. I remember my mum telling me about being evacuated. MAJOR ALERT.
www.bournemouthecho.co.uk/search/4221422.Explosive_shell_fear_triggers_major_alert_in_Parkstone/
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Fri 15 May 2009, 10:37, archived)
Local news sub thread
www.miltonkeynes.co.uk/news/Cow-rescued-from-Whaddon-pool.5264445.jp
(PsychoChomp, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:41, archived)
Which also reminds me of me cousins when they were toddlers
They came belting down the stares shouting "MUM MUM WE'VE FOUND A BOMB!" to all the assembled family. It was, of course, her enormous dildo.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:42, archived)
hahahahaaa!
that's a great story. i bet it becomes an urban legend
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:48, archived)
Shush

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:49, archived)
To be honest
Swans are cunts. They get what they deserve.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:40, archived)
THREADJACK:
any of our dutch friends here? i need some expert help on whether asbestos gaskets are banned in your country.
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:41, archived)
Flapface was lurking earlier.
Hello love. :)
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Fri 15 May 2009, 10:43, archived)
i hope he's still here
i'm getting some awesome google results with regard to legislation but also seem to find sales brochures too.
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:45, archived)
Everything is legal in the Netherlands!
Asbestos is only banned there if you powder it and make a whore snort it off another ones arsecrack.
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:44, archived)
Try Annex 1 of Directive 76/769/EEC on dangerous substances and preparations.
From January 1, 2005, the introduction of new applications of asbestos cement materials, friction products, seals and gaskets is prohibited.
(I helped save b3ta! L-Space - scientia sapientes vocat., Fri 15 May 2009, 10:53, archived)
i've read through that
it's whether the dutch still import and export asbestos gaskets or would have put them on an american ship when they were in dock.
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:57, archived)
Ah.
I'm not even sure if import/export isn't still legal. That's the limit of my help, I'm afraid.
(I helped save b3ta! L-Space - scientia sapientes vocat., Fri 15 May 2009, 11:01, archived)
he can come to my pub

(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:44, archived)
it seems that that man may have some form of mental health problem, but as i have no formal or informal traing in mental health issuses i may well be far of the mark, no offence
smart
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:45, archived)