In response to your reply
I witnessed a kid do something similar in school, but everybody DID kiss his arse afterwards.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:37, archived)

That's WHY you can tell that the QOTW story is a lie.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:41, archived)