What are your hobbies ?
Rape.

Excuse me ?

Oh I only rape mentally ill bullies.

Welcome on board !
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 15 May 2009, 11:45, archived)

Hmmm, I'm afraid we're looking for a bit more than that, Esme.
Would you consider murder?
You would?
Excellent, when can you start?
( Jobe, Fri 15 May 2009, 11:54, archived)