Bloody child racist.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:51, archived)

You loved it. Now eat your lolly and shut up, or I won't take you naked hang gliding.
and when I say 'Hang Gliding'I mean you hold onto my chopper and I'll spin in cirles on the spot.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:53, archived)

This is not a lolly. It is attached to a big sweaty man holding a tenner in your direction.
I WILL NOT BE PIMPED.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:54, archived)

But he's got Polly Pocket....

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:55, archived)

That's you sorted, what's he got for me, eh?
A hairy little cock that smells of onion. No.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:56, archived)

BUT I LIKE POLLY :'( for me? do it for meeee? please? pleeeeeeeeeeease?
*pug eyes*
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:57, archived)

I'll nick it off him and run away if you like.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:58, archived)

sorted :D

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:01, archived)