Strippers are the hot girls everyone gets to have sex with
you just have to meet them outside of a strip club.

The same can be said of single mothers.

And women with mental issues.

You're operating with one hell of a handicap there, bud.
( hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:56, archived)

Are you suggesting that women with standards wouldn't touch Rik with a shitty bargepole?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:59, archived)