On a hippy message board I frequent someone recommend putting some garlic up your chuff overnight to deal with pH imbalance.
But so you don't lose it, you should tie a piece of dental floss around it first.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Fri 15 May 2009, 17:33, archived)

There has to be an easier way that doesn't make your vagina smell like an Italian kitchen.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:34, archived)

Do you have a fanny like an Alien's mouth?
all drippy, steaming and eating through the hull of space freighters
( moohalaa, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:34, archived)

Hahaha
anti-vampire anal tampon.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:35, archived)

A Frenchman's dream.
You're luck it's not Albania, they used cabbages.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:35, archived)