surely
these are two questions that should never be asked of anyone as lets be honest you gotta be some kinda fucked freak to wake up one day and think it a good idea to stretch the arsehole to resemble the entrance to a rabbit warren.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 21:28, archived)

well,
aren't we Mr. Grumpy today?
( robh, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 21:47, archived)