Note to self:
Stop walking round the house naked.

Just out of the shower. Although my road's off the beaten track, people very occasionally do walk down there and I just exposed myself to a passing dog walker as I went to the kitchen to put the kettle on.
( Druid, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 21:20, archived)

Did you goatse
him?
(Harry, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 21:21, archived)

and if not
why not?
( robh, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 21:26, archived)

surely
these are two questions that should never be asked of anyone as lets be honest you gotta be some kinda fucked freak to wake up one day and think it a good idea to stretch the arsehole to resemble the entrance to a rabbit warren.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 21:28, archived)

well,
aren't we Mr. Grumpy today?
( robh, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 21:47, archived)

I've frightened all my neighbours many times
and I must remember to get a blind/net curtains fitted in the kitchen at our new house cos it's at the front with no curtains
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 21:23, archived)

or blind
neighbours
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 21:25, archived)

too many early morning views of me
and their eyes will go on strike anyway
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 21:26, archived)

1. Read thread
2. Use nous
3. Start white stick manufacturing community
4. ....
5. Profit
( Druid, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 21:27, archived)

I
have not been able to walk around naked since I got that public order offence but its not my fault the school is on the way to the shops.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 21:25, archived)

Does it count
as indecent exposure if it's in your own home and only visible to the public due to lack of curtains?
( Comma, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 21:26, archived)

if you are male, yes
female no, the viewer can be done for peeping
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 21:27, archived)

hah
women win again!
( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 21:30, archived)

I think it'd depend on the circumstances.
If you pushed yourself up against the window, it might be different to if you were just putting the kettle on.

*looks for lawyer*
( Druid, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 21:30, archived)

You were just cleaning the windows
and you dropped the cloth and when you bent down to pick it up, your underpants fell off and you clutched at your bum in shock and inadvertantly pulled your cheeks apart.
( Comma, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 21:34, archived)

I once painted the wall above a curtainless window
wearing only underwear, and I was 7 months pregnant
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 21:36, archived)