Hello. I'm JMG.
One day you'll tell everybody you're above my posts on the internet.
Then you'll tell them we're best buddies. On the internet.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 16 May 2009, 4:45, archived)

I tell girls that I go to b4shes with JMG
chicks dig that
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 16 May 2009, 4:47, archived)

I'm just like Paris Hilton.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 16 May 2009, 4:50, archived)