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New Star Trek Movie
I just watched it and in true 'comic-book-guy' fashion I have come on the internet to register my disgust immediately. What the fuck do they think they are playing at? Completely rewriting 40 years of startrek history and not even slighly attempting to stick to basic temporal physics. I really wanted to hate it, then started to like it, then at the end I did hate it.

Discuss.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sat 16 May 2009, 4:07, archived)
fuck off

(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sat 16 May 2009, 4:08, archived)
Hahha
Thats not to mention the effects look like a fucking video game.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sat 16 May 2009, 4:11, archived)
while you are fucking off
correct the typo in your sig you fucking spastic
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sat 16 May 2009, 4:12, archived)
I bet your a pussycat in real life.
Seriously, do you want a friend?
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sat 16 May 2009, 4:14, archived)
He has never got over
Having had his teeth punched out by a girl when he was 7.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Sat 16 May 2009, 4:16, archived)
Poor
Troll.

*sob*
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sat 16 May 2009, 4:18, archived)
YOU'RE A COMIC BOOK FAN!
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 16 May 2009, 4:32, archived)
Well I read...
Watchmen a few months ago and Ive still got all the akira comics somewhere but thats about it, Why?
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sat 16 May 2009, 4:34, archived)
HAHAHAHA
Oh internet! Put down the drawings and go meet some girls.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 16 May 2009, 4:35, archived)
Awesome taste!
Do you want to join my Akira fanclub? ^_^

Ignore all these halfwits, they haven't the brains to appreciate the beauty of a story told through the medium of drawing.
(MooCow_Byter, Sat 16 May 2009, 4:37, archived)
i love you

(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sat 16 May 2009, 4:41, archived)
Hey, do you like Akira too?
This is awesome, I didn't realise there were so many people here who really understood the genius of Katsuhiro Otomo.
(MooCow_Byter, Sat 16 May 2009, 4:43, archived)
Its friday night.
Theyre all either drugged/pissed out of their minds and therefore excused for their incoherant babbling or angry loners who take out there frustrations on people 1000's of miles away, anonymous and safe in the knowledge that they'll never meet.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sat 16 May 2009, 4:42, archived)
I think you're dead right.
Don't let it get to you, you know that you're better than these pathetic morons who have nothing better to do than make fun of genuine people who're just trying to hold a civilised conversation about an underappreciated artform.
(MooCow_Byter, Sat 16 May 2009, 4:45, archived)
Hello. I'm JMG.
One day you'll tell everybody you're above my posts on the internet.
Then you'll tell them we're best buddies. On the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 16 May 2009, 4:45, archived)
I tell girls that I go to b4shes with JMG
chicks dig that
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 16 May 2009, 4:47, archived)
I'm just like Paris Hilton.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 16 May 2009, 4:50, archived)
when you say "read", you mean "look at the pictures", right?
I've been wondering, do you ever feel the need to colour them in? that might be fun too
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 16 May 2009, 4:39, archived)
i would rather give my self a prefrontal lobotomy with the blunt end of a shovel
than call you a friend.
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sat 16 May 2009, 4:22, archived)
You poor creature.
Why are you angry? Do you have trouble relating to people? Does typing abuse help you deal with your issues? I want to help.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sat 16 May 2009, 4:23, archived)
au contraie mon capitan..
i am not angry. people like you dont get me angry, you dont exist. you are just pixels on a screen. all i feel for you is pity.

and you stil have a typo in your sig. fuckwit
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sat 16 May 2009, 4:25, archived)
Because I really dont care if there is a typo.
Its 4.25 and I really should be going to bed, not correcting spelling for your benefit.
Your complex fascinates me. You equate me with a pixel? This suggests to me that you have completely colapsed into your own self made world based around an internet/computing fantasy in which you associate everything outside the world you have created with something that is inside your world. For example, you wish to suggest to me that I am insignifigant, one of a great number and not at all individual to the many other pixels that make up a display. How would you describe yourself in these terms?
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sat 16 May 2009, 4:31, archived)
I think that's a pretty good analysis of Azra3l's entire personality and world view, right there.
Top psychologicing, Dr. P3L3!
(MooCow_Byter, Sat 16 May 2009, 4:32, archived)
aaand my work here is done..
*reels in the line*
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sat 16 May 2009, 4:33, archived)
That is a pathetic cop out.
No great flame retort? No more wit? That was too easy.

I think with that post I have delivered the psychological equivalent of a knockout blow.

Cool!
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sat 16 May 2009, 4:35, archived)
well it obviously bothered you
hence the reeling of the line.

made me chuckle
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 16 May 2009, 4:36, archived)
Nope,
Im just looking for an excuse not to go to bed. This one has ran out now.

*Shakes hands with all concerned*

Good night, pleasure crossing wits with you.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sat 16 May 2009, 4:38, archived)
Don't go now!
I feel like we started off on the wrong foot and haven't really got to know each other. You seem like a perfectly nice chap, let's try again.

Hi, I'm MooCow_Byter. Welcome to /talk.
(MooCow_Byter, Sat 16 May 2009, 4:40, archived)
Thanks.
I dont visit talk very often but Im an intermittent regular (if you can get your head around the contradiction)
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sat 16 May 2009, 4:44, archived)
No problem, champ.
Us regulars have to look out for each other!
(MooCow_Byter, Sat 16 May 2009, 4:48, archived)
"Crossing wits?"
I never do battle with an unarmed opponent.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Sat 16 May 2009, 4:40, archived)
THATS MORE LIKE IT.
Top class insult there old sprout.

(not sarcasm)
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sat 16 May 2009, 4:43, archived)
oh dear
stop it now, we're just laughing at you

and the more you protest about it the more we're going to laugh, that's just how it happens here

go to bed before we make you lose your temper and flounce, there's a good noob
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 16 May 2009, 4:37, archived)
I tell you what does wind me up!
Being called a NOOB. Ive been coming to b3ta under many guises for about 10 years!
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sat 16 May 2009, 4:39, archived)
ten years?!
dude, this site is only about 7 and a bit years old..

b3ta user Azra3l (7308)


* a member for 6 years, 6 months and 8 days

good luck with that.
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sat 16 May 2009, 4:42, archived)
I used to go by the name
C0un7z3r0
aka CuntHer0
aka Motherfucker
aka I hate that guy

I got banned and signed up again with a new nick and learned to not be baited by the bitter flotsom that washes up on b3tas shore.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sat 16 May 2009, 4:46, archived)
I don't beleive you

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 16 May 2009, 4:49, archived)
Hey Gilgy,
give this guy a chance. As he says, he's giving us a second go and not getting upset or being drawn into arguments or wild namecalling and accusations just because a few bad eggs try to provoke him. I think the least you could do is respect that and allow him the same opportunity.
(MooCow_Byter, Sat 16 May 2009, 4:51, archived)
I was lampooning his sig
cheap shot, no offence, forum banter, great stuff, cool
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 16 May 2009, 4:55, archived)
What you just dont beleive me full stop
or you dont beleive that I am the living legend: C0un7z3r0.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sat 16 May 2009, 4:54, archived)
still isnt 10 years..
did you co found it with rob and cal?
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sat 16 May 2009, 4:51, archived)
that's a coincidence, there was a noob here last night who'd been here 6 years
seems like everyone got here before me but just forgot to sign up
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 16 May 2009, 4:42, archived)
i acheived my goal.
i wound you up enough to rant at me a couple of times. and possibly using the lowest wordcount its ever taken me to annoy a noob.

you really need to up your game if you are going to post here dude, this isnt aspies anonymous you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sat 16 May 2009, 4:40, archived)
hey
I float around on qotw quite a bit!
I'm not an aspie!
/trudges off to be emo
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 16 May 2009, 4:45, archived)
yeah, but its all in the approach
come here and act like a normal person and you will rarely if ever get picked on. storm in here like that twat did and we will rip your head off and fuck the wet end.
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sat 16 May 2009, 4:50, archived)
How exactly did i
Storm In?
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sat 16 May 2009, 4:58, archived)
you posted
at this time of night, when the board is slow, its enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sat 16 May 2009, 5:03, archived)
collapsed

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 16 May 2009, 4:34, archived)
why am I sensing
an undertone of sarcasm? or is it patronisation? hmmm.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 16 May 2009, 4:26, archived)
it takes more than sarcasm to fit in to /talk
you need wit as well, and this poor bastard is lacking it severly
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sat 16 May 2009, 4:31, archived)
Oh dear.
maybe I should go then now before the scary people wake up...
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 16 May 2009, 4:33, archived)
I thought most fucking video games were banned.
Or is that just the rape ones?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Sat 16 May 2009, 4:14, archived)
!!
Fuck me! I read about this. I've defended computer games against accusations of extreme violence and sexism and all the other 'isms you can think of but that game is just fucking Indefensable. I think the developers should be bum raped.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sat 16 May 2009, 4:17, archived)
If you design the bum-rape game
I'll buy it and push the buttons.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Sat 16 May 2009, 4:19, archived)
No, I mean that they should literally
be bundled into the back of a van full of butch queer lifers who specialise in administering rectal colapse. I think a buggering would give them a new perspective.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sat 16 May 2009, 4:22, archived)
And you consider that to be
An appropriate punishment for designing a game where nobody gets hurt. You must be one sick fucker.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Sat 16 May 2009, 4:27, archived)
That was a colourful and exaggerated way of expressing my extreme disgust.
It is completely morally indefensable. What possible good can come from this. This is the first time I have ever said this but here goes:

THAT GAME SHOULD BE BANNED
THAT GAME SHOULD NEVER HAVE EVEN BEEN CONCEIVED AS AN IDEA LET ALONE APPROVED AND DEVELOPED!
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sat 16 May 2009, 4:33, archived)
Is that necessarily the case given that it was originally released for the Japanese market?
Who are you to judge Japanese sensibilities?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Sat 16 May 2009, 4:37, archived)
How does japanese sensibilities
have anything to do with rape simulators. Its offensive to human nature. If a Male lion strolls into another males pride and starts fucking his bitch he fights him. Its offensive to nature as a whole!!
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sat 16 May 2009, 4:51, archived)
That seems a bit harsh.
All these people have done is try to earn a bit of cash to put food on their families' tables by producing a game; a game which brings joy to thousands of people, no less, and you think that for this they deserve painful humiliation and sexual violence?

You sicken me. I would describe the unpleasantries that I feel you deserve, but I don't want to stoop to your level.
(MooCow_Byter, Sat 16 May 2009, 4:29, archived)
Star Trek = shit
see also: Star Wars

NEXT!
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 16 May 2009, 4:10, archived)
Ive not watched it in years
but in my teens i was a big TNG and DS9 fan. The rest was a load of arse.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sat 16 May 2009, 4:12, archived)
Nah, let's not.
I'm going to take a minute here just to appreciate mongychops' new posting style. It is just brilliant, truly some of the best and most subtle trolling I've seen in a good while. I have long been an admirer of his work, but he has really outdone himself this time around. I look forward to watching this unfold and eagerly anticipate his next masterpiece.

No offence, brilliant, cool.
(MooCow_Byter, Sat 16 May 2009, 4:12, archived)
?
Explain.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sat 16 May 2009, 4:13, archived)
No.

(MooCow_Byter, Sat 16 May 2009, 4:14, archived)
mongy is ace
he did the polite trolling thing a while ago, it's fantastically maddening

I love mongychops. He's a cunt and he completely does not care what people think about him
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 16 May 2009, 4:15, archived)
I know, he's brilliant.
I knew it was something special when I found myself starting to get annoyed at him. I also love mongy and I don't care who knows.
(MooCow_Byter, Sat 16 May 2009, 4:17, archived)
it's remarkable that on a board famed for being nasty to everyone, the best way to piss everyone off is by being extremely nice to them
forum banter, great stuff, no offence, cool
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 16 May 2009, 4:22, archived)
*nodding in silent agreement*

(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sat 16 May 2009, 4:24, archived)
True.
All the same, I do sometimes miss Rathen.
(MooCow_Byter, Sat 16 May 2009, 4:25, archived)
I've not met Mongy.
I have a strange desire to now.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 16 May 2009, 4:21, archived)
I've met him IRL at an omgb4sh
great stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 16 May 2009, 4:30, archived)