If we really want to stop immigration we should start trying to make the rest of the world a bit nicer so people want to stay there.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:22, archived)

I would like to know how being elected to the European parliament will be at all useful
Are they just going to sit there and huff about all the decisions like spoilt children? That's the image in my head anyway, and it amuses me. /needs a life
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:26, archived)