What are your plans for today, you massive bunch of spacktards?
I have one more bed to build, then I'm done with DIY for a while.
I'm going to see Star Trek tonight too. I'm either going on my own or with the parents....... I have no friends.
( jenpots, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:11, archived)

I plan to win a fortune and retire.
Again.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 16 May 2009, 10:13, archived)

I never play that
I'll wait for the parents to win it.
( jenpots, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:13, archived)

I hope you aren't assuming I play the lottery.
I'm going to Newbury racecourse.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 16 May 2009, 10:14, archived)

yeah, I was assuming that
you seem the sort.
( jenpots, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:15, archived)

So you think I'm a lottery playing madman who beats up strangers who have just lost their mother-in-law.
Thanks a lot.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 16 May 2009, 10:16, archived)

hmmmm
yep!

Please to meet you.
( jenpots, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:18, archived)

There's a strongman comp in town today but it's pissing rain.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:13, archived)

You fucking wimp.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 16 May 2009, 10:13, archived)

this

( jenpots, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:14, archived)

I mean it might be cancelled as it's pissing rain.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:14, archived)

They're a bunch of fucking wimps.
You all are. Bunch of cunts.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 16 May 2009, 10:15, archived)

Yes.
Lifting the stones or dragging a tractor etc is always much safer in the mud.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:15, archived)

Only queers are allergic to mud.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:16, archived)

Who said anything about allergies?

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:16, archived)

Big poofy strongmen who's mummies won't let them come out to play.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:18, archived)

I bet they're all gay and spend the afternoon noshing each other off instead.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 16 May 2009, 10:19, archived)

I never heard them say that. You must have fantastic hearing.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:19, archived)

Perhaps your ears are rubbish because they've shut down due to a spot of rain because you're as shit as a big poofy strongman.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:20, archived)

Or something.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:21, archived)

I'm inside though.
It's not raining inside.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:21, archived)

Because you are scared of the rain like a big nancy.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:22, archived)

Nothing a coat won't fix.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:24, archived)

A big pink coat with hearts on it.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:24, archived)

oohh!
Can I have one of those please?!
( jenpots, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:27, archived)

No, I don't want to borrow your coat.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:29, archived)

raining piss

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:15, archived)

i imagine those big balls will get right slippery

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sat 16 May 2009, 10:15, archived)

I bet.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:16, archived)

we're having a bbq in what looks like will be a storm
then getting pissed and giggled up to eurovison
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sat 16 May 2009, 10:14, archived)

I'm going to be very wacky. I'm going to dress as a bear and then read the Guardian in the library but I'll alter the title so it says Grrrdian.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:14, archived)

I wish, I was sure that, you was joking.

( jenpots, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:16, archived)

I am joking,
I'm really going to dress as a dog and read the Telegruff.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:17, archived)

I might have laughed at that

( jenpots, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:18, archived)

you could dress as a calculator and read the times
hoho
( spacefish bong!, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:20, archived)

NO.
Dress as a herb and read the Thymes.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:21, archived)

Absolutely nothing at the moment.
Which is nice.
( rosie posie tingly bongly, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:16, archived)

I just got a flyer through the door for the BNP.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:16, archived)

We got one of those yesterday

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:17, archived)

Scary times, innit.
And people are so pissed off with things that it could happen.
I predict a riot
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:19, archived)

That's what I was saying to a friend the other day

( jenpots, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:20, archived)

NO to immigration and unemployment.
I like they way they have made those two things sound as if they go hand in hand.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:19, archived)

If we really want to stop immigration we should start trying to make the rest of the world a bit nicer so people want to stay there.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:22, archived)

I would like to know how being elected to the European parliament will be at all useful
Are they just going to sit there and huff about all the decisions like spoilt children? That's the image in my head anyway, and it amuses me. /needs a life
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:26, archived)

I'm at mum's
Her leaflet is now scrunched up and being played with by the cat.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:20, archived)

uh its dirty! take it off him

( valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Sat 16 May 2009, 11:19, archived)

is it the one with the stock image people?
www.newspeak.org.uk/2009/05/13/british-national-party-voters-dont-exist/
( spacefish bong!, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:22, archived)

Yes.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:23, archived)

awesome
i had the last one i got pinned up on my fridge for about a month because it was so funny. i think some of my friends think i'm a nazi sympathiser now though
( spacefish bong!, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:29, archived)

We had one for a local BNPer in our old house
and it had one of those family portraits of him, his wife and two kids under the subheading 'MY DADDY ISN'T A RACIST!' The wife and kids looked like the kind who got beaten.

*head in hands*
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:32, archived)

I'm going to have a shower
then go into town to meet my niece. Have a mosey round the shops, then go home, cock about and then watch Eurovision whilst eating curry and drinking booze.

That's pretty much it.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:16, archived)

sounds relaxing

( jenpots, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:19, archived)

i have a JOB INTERVIEW
it's not my favourite job option at the moment, but i'm going to give it a fair hearing. i'll probably balls it up anyway, i haven't had an interview in five years

star trek looks awesome, i shall have to make plans to see it
( spacefish bong!, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:18, archived)

Whatever you do DO NOT be yourself.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:19, archived)

i could be mongychops
"we should hire this guy, i really like his easygoing style and forum banter"
( spacefish bong!, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:26, archived)

i'm not sure what i'm doing is of any interest to anybody really, or maybe it is, sorry, no offence
great
( mongychops, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:18, archived)

If you tell us what you are doing then we can judge whether it is of interest and let you know.
We may also be able to offer tips on how to improve your day, and be inspired to alter our plans.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 16 May 2009, 10:21, archived)

not fishing today?

( jenpots, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:24, archived)

I am going to do art today.
The Mrs is busy with her work so I shall do art.
This is some art I did last night. I shall do moer art today. Art.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 16 May 2009, 10:19, archived)

I liked it
it made me LOL.
( jenpots, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:23, archived)

I am going to Dundee
Then it will be Eurovision time! Woo.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:21, archived)

Don't be scared off by the rain up there.
I hear it's deadly.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 16 May 2009, 10:23, archived)

Well, it's better than it was yesterday
Driving home was a pain in the bum.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 16 May 2009, 10:24, archived)