Great.
I might as well go on a killing rampage.

you're first.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 16 May 2009, 12:53, archived)

Oh MOT, you and your idle threats
You haven't even raped me yet dude
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sat 16 May 2009, 12:55, archived)

You're not supposed to want that to happen.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 16 May 2009, 12:56, archived)

I'm using it to illustrate how little gravitas your death threats hold

( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sat 16 May 2009, 12:58, archived)

Fine.
I've added you to the rape schedule.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 16 May 2009, 12:59, archived)

I reckon I could have you in a fight
I could just distract you by throwing mars bars at you
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sat 16 May 2009, 13:02, archived)

The mars bars would just increase my horniness rating.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 16 May 2009, 13:02, archived)

You'd be too busy trying to stick them up your arse to notice me making my escape

( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sat 16 May 2009, 13:04, archived)

your my
to notice me making my escape
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 16 May 2009, 13:05, archived)

*facepalm*

( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sat 16 May 2009, 13:07, archived)

*marsarse*

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 16 May 2009, 13:09, archived)