So, what is this FAQ thing?
I mean...I really am that stupid...*
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Sat 16 May 2009, 12:36, archived)

There is alot of stupid people in the world.

( Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Sat 16 May 2009, 12:37, archived)

There is
isn't there.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Sat 16 May 2009, 12:39, archived)

a lot is two words.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 16 May 2009, 12:44, archived)

Sentences begin with capital letters.
Being a pedant is simply dull.
( Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Sat 16 May 2009, 12:48, archived)

There's a difference between being a pedant and complaining when someone spelt a word wrong.
Or is there?

Shit.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 16 May 2009, 12:51, archived)

I wouldn't worry about it.
There are bigger issues. I have no milk for tea.
( Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Sat 16 May 2009, 12:52, archived)

That is bad news.
I have frijj.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 16 May 2009, 12:53, archived)

I don't think that will go in tea well.
Is it banana?
( Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Sat 16 May 2009, 12:54, archived)

Chocolate Brownie.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 16 May 2009, 12:55, archived)

you sick fuck

( well, Sat 16 May 2009, 12:55, archived)

Add vodka, ice and blender

( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sat 16 May 2009, 12:56, archived)

I would if it wasn't lunch time and too early for that sort of thing.
and I've got a business exam on monday.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 16 May 2009, 12:58, archived)

it's the weekend
you're allowed to drink early on the weekend
( jenpots, Sat 16 May 2009, 13:04, archived)

Ok,
but I'm revising. and watching eastenders. and b3taing.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 16 May 2009, 13:04, archived)

Ok
I'll let you off then.

I'm resting, before I start the next stage of operation 'make fucking evil bed of doom'.

Actually, most of it is ok, it's just this last bit with the tiny brackets and tiny screws. They are too much for my fat hands.
( jenpots, Sat 16 May 2009, 13:20, archived)

can't you just sleep on the floor?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 16 May 2009, 13:37, archived)

have black coffee
black tea is minky
( jenpots, Sat 16 May 2009, 12:55, archived)

Its a possibility
But unlikely. I shall dress and adjourne to the Co Op
( Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Sat 16 May 2009, 12:57, archived)

black tea with a slice of lemon is no problem
I've sent a pair of girls to London armed with the phrase "you sick fuck!" if someone offers them milk in their tea.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 16 May 2009, 13:05, archived)

depends what sort of tea it is

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 16 May 2009, 13:26, archived)

i have this problem
my own language is slightly, er, idiomatic*, but it still bothers me when someone misspells something

*lolwacky
( spacefish bong!, Sat 16 May 2009, 13:29, archived)

there's also a difference between spelling a word wrong and making a word up.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 16 May 2009, 13:31, archived)

it's a /board thing

( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sat 16 May 2009, 12:38, archived)

It covers all the boards.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 16 May 2009, 12:43, archived)

You cover all the boards
/ac
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sat 16 May 2009, 12:45, archived)

I wish I was that sought after :(

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 16 May 2009, 12:47, archived)

At least you stand for something here
even if it is as a shitness barometer
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sat 16 May 2009, 12:48, archived)

I'm not the shitness baraometer any more.
What have I got left?
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 16 May 2009, 12:49, archived)

( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sat 16 May 2009, 12:52, archived)

Great.
I might as well go on a killing rampage.

you're first.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 16 May 2009, 12:53, archived)

Oh MOT, you and your idle threats
You haven't even raped me yet dude
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sat 16 May 2009, 12:55, archived)

You're not supposed to want that to happen.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 16 May 2009, 12:56, archived)

I'm using it to illustrate how little gravitas your death threats hold

( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sat 16 May 2009, 12:58, archived)

Fine.
I've added you to the rape schedule.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 16 May 2009, 12:59, archived)

I reckon I could have you in a fight
I could just distract you by throwing mars bars at you
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sat 16 May 2009, 13:02, archived)

The mars bars would just increase my horniness rating.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 16 May 2009, 13:02, archived)

You'd be too busy trying to stick them up your arse to notice me making my escape

( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sat 16 May 2009, 13:04, archived)

your my
to notice me making my escape
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 16 May 2009, 13:05, archived)

*facepalm*

( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sat 16 May 2009, 13:07, archived)

*marsarse*

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 16 May 2009, 13:09, archived)

I'm on the motherfucking front page!

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 16 May 2009, 12:48, archived)

I saw that and did a little woo on your behalf
I fucking clicked it though so your ass is mine
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sat 16 May 2009, 12:52, archived)

Well Done!
It did make me laugh
( Gooch Is neither here nor there, Sat 16 May 2009, 12:52, archived)

Fags And Queens

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 16 May 2009, 12:40, archived)

Wait....
I thought that was /OT
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Sat 16 May 2009, 12:41, archived)

Its Pride today in town.
Loads of gays will be running about showing pride for their sexual abominations
( Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Sat 16 May 2009, 12:51, archived)

Right
I'm off.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 16 May 2009, 12:41, archived)

DON'T GO
The board needs your valuable insight
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sat 16 May 2009, 12:43, archived)

The filter
is working
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Sat 16 May 2009, 12:45, archived)

judging by the length of your qotw responses
you're probably fairly shit too
( well, Sat 16 May 2009, 12:44, archived)

Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 16 May 2009, 12:44, archived)

Oh fuck off.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 16 May 2009, 12:45, archived)

you sound chipper
little Bryan keeping you awake?
( jenpots, Sat 16 May 2009, 12:58, archived)

Yes.
He's now got the cheek to be curled up on my shoulder, sound asleep.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 16 May 2009, 13:05, archived)

good lad

( jenpots, Sat 16 May 2009, 13:20, archived)

Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sat 16 May 2009, 12:50, archived)

I've already done that.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 16 May 2009, 12:50, archived)

I was reinforcing the point.

( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sat 16 May 2009, 13:03, archived)

Mine links to I love horses.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 16 May 2009, 13:04, archived)

Which site?
Since the original went.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 16 May 2009, 13:08, archived)

.com.au.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 16 May 2009, 13:09, archived)

Mine doesn't.

( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sat 16 May 2009, 13:08, archived)

Hi you

( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sat 16 May 2009, 12:53, archived)

Ayup pet, how do?

( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sat 16 May 2009, 13:03, archived)

Taking a lazy saturday out.
How's you sweets?
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sat 16 May 2009, 13:04, archived)

I'm going for lunch with a chum soon,
I've gained a lomo today and also a USB stick pretending to be an owl. Also got some make up. almost excited about me birthday now! (:
( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sat 16 May 2009, 13:07, archived)

It's a list of questions that nobody ever asks

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 16 May 2009, 12:51, archived)

It's carefully hidden in that big obvious loads of links up the top there.

( FoldsFive, Sat 16 May 2009, 12:54, archived)

It's helpfull advice for the FIQ

( CanonCaliber A big bore, Sat 16 May 2009, 13:06, archived)

Fuck
You lot are mildly amusing after all.

I may stay.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Sat 16 May 2009, 13:07, archived)

No you may not.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 16 May 2009, 13:09, archived)

Sir,
It was not a request.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Sat 16 May 2009, 13:12, archived)

*bites thumb at you*

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 16 May 2009, 13:13, archived)

Farts
in your general direction
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Sat 16 May 2009, 13:17, archived)