No you may not.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 16 May 2009, 13:09, archived)

Sir,
It was not a request.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Sat 16 May 2009, 13:12, archived)

*bites thumb at you*

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 16 May 2009, 13:13, archived)

Farts
in your general direction
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Sat 16 May 2009, 13:17, archived)