Christ! they got rid of that quick
Someone by the name of Btard posted a long story about fingering his autistic girlfriend, which turned into what pokemon they like best.
(Cryptoprocta has abandoned the username of Voodoo Mary, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:20, archived)

Sounds more 4chan than b3ta.

( WHARRGARBL, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:21, archived)