Right, who was it then?
Who's invaded mumsnet?

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/756851-My-autistic-girlfriend

They're not used to that sort of thing!
(Cryptoprocta has abandoned the username of Voodoo Mary, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:16, archived)

Sorry, I can't find that thread

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:17, archived)

I'm going for a shit. No-one say anything interesting or funny while I'm gone please.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:18, archived)

Christ! they got rid of that quick
Someone by the name of Btard posted a long story about fingering his autistic girlfriend, which turned into what pokemon they like best.
(Cryptoprocta has abandoned the username of Voodoo Mary, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:20, archived)

Sounds more 4chan than b3ta.

( WHARRGARBL, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:21, archived)

I don't care, I've got a big cock

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:19, archived)

I'm always worried it's going to turn out to be an incest message board when I click links to there

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:19, archived)

who gives a shit
i'm going to buy beer
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:20, archived)

speaking of which
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:23, archived)

my i.p is blocked by it, my views on cot death caused some offence, i'm sorry about that, no offence
great
( mongychops, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:20, archived)

Is that supposed to be the one
about the mother trying to straighten her sons cock by wanking him off three times a day?
(Bazongaloid, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:21, archived)

wait, you're not my usual chiropractor

( spacefish bong!, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:24, archived)

top tip for employers:
if you want a spacefish on your team, please phone him when you say you are going to. i've just gone through all the stress of waiting for an interview, and nothing happened

// not impressed blog
( spacefish bong!, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:26, archived)

Chiroraptor:
first he cracks your back, then you're a snack.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:26, archived)

arf!
i'm putting you in charge of the script for the new jurassic park
( spacefish bong!, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:29, archived)

Jurassic Park featuring The Catillac Cats
(off of the Heathcliffe cartoon).
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:32, archived)

Sadly not mine
the blog with the script idea has gone though :(
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:42, archived)

I'm not even going to look
I just want a thread to post my picture in.

Look at what I made.

I hope I linked this right
( jenpots, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:26, archived)

Is that a girl's bed, by any chance?

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:27, archived)

It is
That's the second one I've made. My girls have matching beds now.
( jenpots, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:29, archived)

My skills of deduction have now been validated.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:30, archived)

Shall we try it out together?

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 16 May 2009, 15:28, archived)

that's smart
i like the colour scheme
( spacefish bong!, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:28, archived)

I looked at that bed when I was looking at bedroom furniture for Tegan.
She's far too little for it though.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:29, archived)

She'll grow into it.
Just stuff the bottom with cotton wool.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:29, archived)

that might be child abuse and i'm not sure cotton wool up the bum helps childhood growth, banter, great
no offence
( mongychops, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:30, archived)

I got her a crib/bed.
It's a crib for now and a bed later.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:31, archived)

I made the other one yesterday
for the littlest girl. She's just grown out out her cot bed and she's five now. They told me it'd last until she was 7/8. Bloody lanky children.
( jenpots, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:31, archived)

wtf
I slept in the same bed from the age of 3 until I left my parents.
I never imagined you had to get smaller ones for children.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:34, archived)

Umm
a cot/bed isn't a normal length single bed.
( jenpots, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:35, archived)

what's a cot/bed?
I had a cot, and then a bed.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:36, archived)

a longer cot
that converts into a bed when the child is old enough to sleep in a bed without sides.
( jenpots, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:38, archived)

oh, fancy that,
makes you wonder what they'll think of next.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:39, archived)

I NO!

( jenpots, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:40, archived)

that looks like good carpentry skills, unless if was flat packed self-asembly, no offence
cool
( mongychops, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:29, archived)

it was flat pack
but it was bloody heavy and supposed to use two people, at least one being a man.

And I did it all on my own!

*prouds*
( jenpots, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:32, archived)

I can't believe you keep a horse and a horse-sized baby in crevices under a giant bed.

( Comma, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:32, archived)

where else am I supposed to put my pony?!

( jenpots, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:34, archived)

I'm more inclined to believe it's a baby-sized horse,
otherwise her children must be enormous.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:38, archived)

their Daddy is 6' 7''
they are huge.
( jenpots, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:39, archived)

what's that in hands?

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:44, archived)

big
edit: just under 20 hands
( jenpots, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:45, archived)

yay well done
is that like a 3/4 sized bed?
( MrA, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:33, archived)

nope
standard single bed.
( jenpots, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:36, archived)