I'd recommend getting some onions and some meat then frying it with some curry pas- oh this is quite difficult this one

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:50, archived)

I know
You can see my quandry
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 16 May 2009, 15:51, archived)