Start one immediately every time Pickle Fairy starts one.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:21,
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Do you reckon it's possible to write a greasemonkey script that automatically replies to every one of her posts with
'SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FAT, DULL, FEATURELESS IGNORAMUS.'
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:24,
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