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There shall be no talk of that football in this here thread.
I'm just back from that there Dublin place, and while there I overheard two young lads talking about this

www.rte.ie/news/2009/0515/lucan.html

It was all "the pigs shot mah homeboy dawg" "dats rank" "we gotta dis them back and thing" In a broad Irish accent, funniest thing I heard in ages really.

I suppose you had to be there, are you going out tonight?
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sat 16 May 2009, 18:45, archived)
West Brom. Liverpool tomorrow, then?

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 16 May 2009, 18:46, archived)
I can't see anything other than a Scouse backlash.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 16 May 2009, 18:46, archived)
I'm still reading Benitez' over-confident bleatings from a few months back

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 16 May 2009, 18:56, archived)
I personally hope that Ipswich Town sign Leroy Lita as he's been released from Reading.
I would also like to say that I applaud your stance on Eurovision JMG.

IT'S NOT SO BAD IT'S GOOD FATTIES, IT'S SO BAD IT'S SHIT YOU CUNTS.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sat 16 May 2009, 18:57, archived)
That was me ^^^

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 16 May 2009, 18:59, archived)
I am still gonna watch euro
and there is nothing you can say that will convince me otherwise.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:02, archived)
There's something that'll be sang which has already turned sensible people off.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 16 May 2009, 19:05, archived)
It's amazing the amount of people who'll go chins up over Eurovision, then slag Pop Idol off.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 16 May 2009, 19:06, archived)
I plan to spoil things by posting a lot of new threads rating performances I haven't watched.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 16 May 2009, 19:00, archived)
Start one immediately every time Pickle Fairy starts one.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:21, archived)
Do you reckon it's possible to write a greasemonkey script that automatically replies to every one of her posts with
'SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FAT, DULL, FEATURELESS IGNORAMUS.'
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:24, archived)
I might make toad in the hole
but I'm not sure I have eggs

do I have eggs?
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 16 May 2009, 18:47, archived)
in the fridge
just behind the salad container.
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sat 16 May 2009, 18:48, archived)
Are you TRYING to start the fridge/cupboard argument again?

(MooCow_Byter, Sat 16 May 2009, 18:50, archived)
Everyone knows you put the milk in afterwards.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 16 May 2009, 18:52, archived)
I don't. I know my place.

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Sat 16 May 2009, 18:53, archived)
not at all
but now you mention it......
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sat 16 May 2009, 18:54, archived)
They're in the sac on your abdomen.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sat 16 May 2009, 18:50, archived)
my ovipositor is far too clogged today for that

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 16 May 2009, 18:58, archived)
I have some refreshing ovipositor wipes if you'd like?

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sat 16 May 2009, 18:59, archived)
my evenings plans are probably of no interest to anybody, or maybe they are, no i'm staying in, no offence
great times
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 16 May 2009, 18:49, archived)
Drinking till my heart stops
I know someone who did that, it's OK it started again, I've seen the ECG.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sat 16 May 2009, 18:50, archived)
No. I am studying. I'm very exciting.
And terrified about not getting a 2:1/
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sat 16 May 2009, 18:52, archived)
get a fucking grip
it's a fucking college course, stop making it so fucking important

after one year in the real world no one's going to give a shit if you've got a first from Cambridge or a GCSE in woodwork
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:00, archived)
it depends if the job she is applying for
has specifically asked for that.
(I helped save b3ta! turb0t, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:02, archived)
who gives a shit? there's thousands of jobs available, do something else and stop bleating about it
degrees do not matter

exams do not matter

disser-fucking-tations do not matter

enjoying life and doing something you enjoy matters, students need to stop obsessing about results and working themselves into a panic over fuck all
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:04, archived)
I'm never going to be an astronaut :(

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:09, archived)
that's ok, become a racing driver instead

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:10, archived)
I DON'T HAVE ANY LEGS FRANK, HOW CAN I BE A RACING DRIVER IF I DON'T HAVE ANY LEGS OR ARMS?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:16, archived)
Become one of those museum busts.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:21, archived)
Or apply for a role on Art Attack

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:28, archived)
Whether or not I pass my degree, I'll still get the job I want.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:11, archived)
Sounds a lot like you're wasting your time.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:13, archived)
I might be, I might not, forum banter, no offence,
great.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:15, archived)
Cool meme, did you think of this yourself?

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:20, archived)
i'm not sure i agree
if you're not doing a degree because you like learning about the subject, you're wasting your time
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:23, archived)
My point was I could fail my degree and still find employment given what I'll actually learn.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:25, archived)
I'm going to click this
Because I'm one of those cunts :(
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:12, archived)
i quite enjoy working myself into a panic
it's kind of like getting really angry, or crying. it's socially embarrassing but nice to do once in a while
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:16, archived)
Ah, the frenzied typing at 4am on the submission date

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:26, archived)
I heart you.

(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sat 16 May 2009, 19:12, archived)
Stop having bumsex in the library and do some studying and maybe you'll panic less.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:12, archived)
No, not I'm not

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sat 16 May 2009, 18:52, archived)
That's Lucan for ya, kip.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:00, archived)
i have father dougal in mind now
i'm in tonight, drinking beer and mucking around with haskell
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:18, archived)
I've got a duck in the oven and a bottle of vintage burgundy approaching the correct temperature.
And a glass of GIN and tonic in my hand. An acquaintance had gin and bitter lemon in a pub the other night. Bitter lemon. In a pub. It's a topsy turvy world.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:28, archived)