I think the UK song was quite good, but not what you want from Eurovision.
I want fire, random removal of clothing, rampant nationalism, scantily clad dancers and bonkers lyrics.
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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sat 16 May 2009, 21:51,
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Limey my darling!
They should just put 5ive on stage and shoot them.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 16 May 2009, 21:53,
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