How is Christiano?
You two been "out" for a "coffee" "together" lately?
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 16 May 2009, 23:51, archived)

I met a portuguese bloke called Vladimir a few weeks ago
and a kid called Igor

all I need now is a portuguese werewolf and I've got the set
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 16 May 2009, 23:59, archived)