There was some quality forrin skirt on my telly tonight
Which begs the question - which country would YOU most like to be deported for serious sexual harrasment from?
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 16 May 2009, 23:26, archived)

hungary
no question
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sat 16 May 2009, 23:27, archived)

^this
it's such a shithole I'd never want to go there again anyway
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 16 May 2009, 23:39, archived)

you visited the wrong porn sets

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sat 16 May 2009, 23:40, archived)

Budapest is awesome!
The rest does suck a little bit though, yes
( morrybyte made a subtle namechange at, Sat 16 May 2009, 23:47, archived)

true
lake balaton is full of germans trying to be friendly.. fucking creepy
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sat 16 May 2009, 23:49, archived)

haha
I went there a couple of years ago, but not to the party area.

Also, it has the sziget festival, which I go to every year I can. It used to be really cheap (60 quid or so in 2005 for a WEEK) and still had a decent line-up, but they keep hiking the prices up now :(
( morrybyte made a subtle namechange at, Sat 16 May 2009, 23:53, archived)

Currently either Germany or Ukraine.
Edit: Or whatever country Dita von Teese is in at the moment.
( Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 16 May 2009, 23:28, archived)

Germany

( SuperMatt, Sat 16 May 2009, 23:31, archived)

She's with them.
But I think she's physically in Russia.
( Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 16 May 2009, 23:34, archived)

She's had Manson in her foo foo
thanking you no pleasings.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 16 May 2009, 23:32, archived)

Well, I'd prefer her to sexually harass me than the other way round.
Maybe with whips. Mmm.
( Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 16 May 2009, 23:32, archived)

christ
when did you turn all lesbotic?

is it because you stopped getting creepy attention as soon as you turned 16?
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 16 May 2009, 23:55, archived)

Huh?
I've liked some girls for a while, but that doesn't mean I don't like some guys.
( Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:04, archived)

I'll be honest here, lesbians make me sick to the very pit of my stomach

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:08, archived)

And her eye socket, I heard.
Dunno where I heard that.
( zoldergoose, Sat 16 May 2009, 23:37, archived)

Manson no doubt
he's dead edgy, innit.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 16 May 2009, 23:38, archived)

Dave Grohl's bedroom.
Mmmmmhmmmm.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sat 16 May 2009, 23:29, archived)

Does it have a passport office at the door?

( Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 16 May 2009, 23:29, archived)

Is that a country?
*burns his embassy*
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 16 May 2009, 23:30, archived)

You really should get in touch with Spider
he's the spitting image of Mr Grohl.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sat 16 May 2009, 23:32, archived)

He's really not.
And I am not in the market for any more internet men.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sat 16 May 2009, 23:35, archived)

Damn.
he's been sending me lying photos, then.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sat 16 May 2009, 23:36, archived)

azerbaijan all the way!
She looked great!
( morrybyte made a subtle namechange at, Sat 16 May 2009, 23:31, archived)

i think the model they keep focusing on was better
www.bbc.co.uk/eurovision/contestants/azerbaijan.shtml

proper euro track though not like that english crap
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sat 16 May 2009, 23:36, archived)

I'm not allowed to watch that because I don't live in England :(
I do mean the singer though, definitely the best looking woman of the night in my book
( morrybyte made a subtle namechange at, Sat 16 May 2009, 23:39, archived)

well as i wasn't watching i'll trust your POV
the english bint had the biggest forehead i've ever seen
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sat 16 May 2009, 23:48, archived)

youtube is my friend
her:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FG2olkes_qc

shame there's that guy singing too, it takes camera time off her
( morrybyte made a subtle namechange at, Sat 16 May 2009, 23:51, archived)

Can anyone give me the link to that video of those middle eastern lads attaching shotgun cartridges to sledgehammers and smashing them on the ground?
Lots of booms. Link me. Now.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sat 16 May 2009, 23:32, archived)

haha, I know the site that was on
but you can have half an hour on google before I tell you
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 16 May 2009, 23:37, archived)

Portugal

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 16 May 2009, 23:32, archived)

Do they get all stabby at livestock there?
I might grace them with my presence this summer.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 16 May 2009, 23:40, archived)

dunno, every Portuguese person I've met has been too laid back to bother about that kind of thing

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 16 May 2009, 23:44, archived)

How is Christiano?
You two been "out" for a "coffee" "together" lately?
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 16 May 2009, 23:51, archived)

I met a portuguese bloke called Vladimir a few weeks ago
and a kid called Igor

all I need now is a portuguese werewolf and I've got the set
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 16 May 2009, 23:59, archived)

Less a question of "like to"
more a question of "has been".

France.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sat 16 May 2009, 23:34, archived)

Expand your horizons

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 16 May 2009, 23:37, archived)

Mais je parlez francais
c'est plus facile a corrupter les local birds and that
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sat 16 May 2009, 23:41, archived)

I enjoy watching Eurovision
but there's never any male totty ):
( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sat 16 May 2009, 23:39, archived)

What about the spartans?

( Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 16 May 2009, 23:41, archived)

their bodies were painted on!
and they were dancing with that tramp!

and at one point they did a fisting sign! O:
( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sat 16 May 2009, 23:45, archived)

They were all hot.

( Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:06, archived)

Is that what they were?
I thought they were meant to be Romans or something
( morrybyte made a subtle namechange at, Sat 16 May 2009, 23:48, archived)

Didn't a toppless man somersault across the stage during one of the sets?

( Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 16 May 2009, 23:42, archived)

all with yukky faces
and plus, all male dancers are generally icky.
( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sat 16 May 2009, 23:43, archived)

what about the fella in the bottom right of this page
www.bbc.co.uk/eurovision/

was he an act or a presenter?
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sat 16 May 2009, 23:53, archived)

Holland

( DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Sat 16 May 2009, 23:46, archived)