But surely he exists purely to be the butt of a number of jokes

(Bazongaloid, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:36, archived)

If thats the case then i suspect its the reason most of us exist on here

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:37, archived)

Surely you exist because there's far too much of you to not exist
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(Bazongaloid, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:39, archived)