The fact that life is nothing but endless drudgery, surrounded by hateful, personalityless retards
from now until eventual, drawn out, painful death.

edit- EEEEEMMMMMOOOOO!!!!111eleven!!!
But, in all seriousness, everything is shit and any time you try to cheer yourself up by working from the other side of a newspaper with eyeholes cut into it and an angry face drawn on the other side (the happy face was facing me) everyone assumes it's because you're stressed rather than because you're bored absolutely to tears.
(you FUCKING *BANG* BANG*BANG* AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!, Sun 17 May 2009, 2:49, archived)

That's nice, dear
Biscuit?
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 17 May 2009, 2:58, archived)