"Americans fucking off"?
When did that happen? They keep on coming back, like an irritating cousin.
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 9:09, archived)

That's probably why
it's not an official holiday.

irritating inbred
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 9:11, archived)