Your Mum
sounds pleasingly demented.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 17 May 2009, 10:30, archived)

She's lovely, a bit mad.
A tattoo on her back would suit her.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 17 May 2009, 10:32, archived)