Good morning.
I've spent the last hour going sorting out emails. Nothing much interesting, but I've seen another two gigs I want to go to. I love live music, but I need a greater amount of some moneys.
Who's making breakfast?
( Druid, Sun 17 May 2009, 9:28, archived)

i'm sure many people are, some probably aren't, i don't really know, no offence
great
( mongychops, Sun 17 May 2009, 9:38, archived)

Would you have fish for breakfast?
I've got a couple of kippers in the freezer.
( Druid, Sun 17 May 2009, 9:42, archived)

personaly i do not eat fish, although i know many people enjoy fish as a food source, no offence
great times
( mongychops, Sun 17 May 2009, 9:44, archived)

What do you like to eat?

( Druid, Sun 17 May 2009, 9:44, archived)

i'm not really sure, i'll have a think about it, sorry for this, no offence
great
( mongychops, Sun 17 May 2009, 9:47, archived)

gaz me when you've thought about it.

( Druid, Sun 17 May 2009, 9:50, archived)

you don't eat fish but you will happily sit for hours on the off chance of being able to torture one for hours
before ripping of its lip
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sun 17 May 2009, 9:54, archived)

forum banter, great times

( mongychops, Sun 17 May 2009, 10:09, archived)

I'm not sure I can handle the excitement of b3ta this morning
*checks pants nervously*
( broadsword, Sun 17 May 2009, 9:38, archived)

/talk - The site standing its own in the corner of the internet party.

( Druid, Sun 17 May 2009, 9:41, archived)

Its own internet party.
edit: I always thought it needed that apostrophe.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 17 May 2009, 10:12, archived)

i'm deep frying twenty pound notes
they are so chav
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sun 17 May 2009, 9:44, archived)

Not I.
I'm not doing much of anything.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 17 May 2009, 9:57, archived)

I've just put sausages on.
I'll post one to you.
( Druid, Sun 17 May 2009, 10:12, archived)

Mmmmm, *awaits*

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 17 May 2009, 10:12, archived)

We have no food for breakfast.
I might just have coffee. I wish I still smoked.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 17 May 2009, 10:04, archived)

Noit just walked past the kettle and wouldn't turn it on.
What a cunt.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 17 May 2009, 10:04, archived)

that was mean,
I laughed.
( jenpots, Sun 17 May 2009, 10:10, archived)

It is mean, isn't it.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 17 May 2009, 10:12, archived)

if it's any consolation, I've had a massive breakfast and a couple of fags
and I have a nice cup of coffee
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 17 May 2009, 10:07, archived)

I hate you.
Give me a fag.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 17 May 2009, 10:11, archived)

nooooooooooooooooooooo, you've stopped!
no fags for Esme

I meanwhile get to enjoy the lung-rotting nicotine rush of impending emphysema
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 17 May 2009, 10:13, archived)

You fucking cunt.
I HOPE YOU DIE ROARING.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 17 May 2009, 10:14, archived)

:(

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 17 May 2009, 10:18, archived)

Not really.
I luff woo.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 17 May 2009, 10:21, archived)

Five foot sausages, twelve foot bacon.
Good times.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 17 May 2009, 10:16, archived)

Me
bacon butty, coffee and 5x Embassy Regal.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 17 May 2009, 10:13, archived)

the geordie stereotype detector just went right off the scale here

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 17 May 2009, 10:14, archived)

AYE CANNY FETTLE BONNY LAD
I might do some flower arranging to balance things out.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 17 May 2009, 10:18, archived)

yes
or do something really queer like, oooh I don't know, putting a fucking coat on when you go outside?
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 17 May 2009, 10:21, archived)

divn't be daft
ya crackas man.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 17 May 2009, 10:29, archived)

Oh come on.
We're too poor to afford coats like.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 17 May 2009, 10:50, archived)

roast beef, fresh coffee
nom
( spacefish bong!, Sun 17 May 2009, 10:22, archived)

Beef for breakfast.
*I like this*
( Druid, Sun 17 May 2009, 10:25, archived)

I have just found out, through the medium of Facebook, that my Mammy wants a tattoo on her back, and would rescue the washing machine if the house was on fire.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 17 May 2009, 10:22, archived)

has she ever tried to carry a washing machine??

( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 17 May 2009, 10:23, archived)

I NO.
The other option were laptop and books. I said laptop 'cos you can't replace the photos and stuff on it. Silly illogical Mammy.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 17 May 2009, 10:26, archived)

aye this

( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 17 May 2009, 10:28, archived)

Your Mum
sounds pleasingly demented.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 17 May 2009, 10:30, archived)

She's lovely, a bit mad.
A tattoo on her back would suit her.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 17 May 2009, 10:32, archived)