A red lion walks into a bar
the barman says "'Ere, this pub's named after you!"
The lion replies "What, Eric?"
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 9:37, archived)

*holds up scorecards*
and a disappointing 4/10 there from the albanian judge

/'ning sir. how's you?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 9:52, archived)