A Dachshund goes into a bar
and the barman says, "Why the long body?"
( Newington, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 9:21, archived)

A Red Lion called Eric walks into a bar...
oh, fuck it.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 9:24, archived)

I want to know the punchline of that now.
*heads for google*
Pah.
( Newington, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 9:27, archived)

A red lion walks into a bar
the barman says "'Ere, this pub's named after you!"
The lion replies "What, Eric?"
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 9:37, archived)

*holds up scorecards*
and a disappointing 4/10 there from the albanian judge

/'ning sir. how's you?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 9:52, archived)

was he with a White Horse?

( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 9:34, archived)

An Irishman, and Englishman and a Scotsman
walk into a bar.
The barman says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"
(Small Beer, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 9:49, archived)