Hundreds of storys a year?
Maybe one story (which is probably not true) repeated over and over again Chinese Whisper style.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 17 May 2009, 11:23, archived)

[facepalm]

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 17 May 2009, 11:29, archived)

This ^
Oh MoT, you are indeed shit.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sun 17 May 2009, 11:44, archived)

Link me to these hundreds of stories then.
It's the internet age, all the ones in the last 2/3 years will be online somewhere.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 17 May 2009, 11:47, archived)

You're taking the piss, right?

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 17 May 2009, 11:50, archived)

I'm trying to work out how long I can keep it up.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 17 May 2009, 11:57, archived)

You fucking great big liar.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 17 May 2009, 11:59, archived)

Antagonising the internet is too easy.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 17 May 2009, 12:01, archived)

Your mum says not long enough.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sun 17 May 2009, 11:59, archived)

17.3 mm

( broadsword, Sun 17 May 2009, 12:13, archived)

Are you hungover
or just stupid?
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 17 May 2009, 11:55, archived)