This is a bit shit on Roland
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/education/8051982.stm

Calling him short tail and fat
( Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Sun 17 May 2009, 11:00, archived)

RO
LAND
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 17 May 2009, 11:00, archived)

Whilst I am a bit dubious about the whole HEALTH AND SAFETY GONE MAD claim
This is very silly. Is there no room for individualism left anymore?
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sun 17 May 2009, 11:01, archived)

We will all conform, citizen.

( Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Sun 17 May 2009, 11:03, archived)

I'd like to believe
that you sported a cravat at school.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 17 May 2009, 11:04, archived)

some kids at my primary school
had clip-on or velcro-on ties. Generally it meant either:
- no one could be arsed teaching the child how to do a simple knot
or
- the child was too fucking stupid to manage to do a simple knot
and had nothing to do with health and safety, corporate image or anything else.
( Batsgirl, Sun 17 May 2009, 11:08, archived)

i remember being strangled by my tie by the cock of the school
for a wagon wheel
the next day i hit him with a 4 by 2.. we became mates after that.. kids are daft
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sun 17 May 2009, 11:14, archived)

I misread that

( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 17 May 2009, 11:16, archived)

filthy minx

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sun 17 May 2009, 11:16, archived)

*minxes*

( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 17 May 2009, 11:18, archived)

YOUR MUM is an instrument of social levelling.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 17 May 2009, 11:20, archived)

Unless you have a reliable source for this
I'm going to have to bite my thumb at you, sir.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sun 17 May 2009, 11:26, archived)

You should probably wash it first
given the number of sailors cocks that preceded it up your mum's arse.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 17 May 2009, 11:26, archived)

I bet your mum still dresses you.
And you do sit down wees. Like a girl.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sun 17 May 2009, 11:28, archived)

I do sit down wees on your mum.
Like all the girls.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 17 May 2009, 11:28, archived)

This is your mum's house
www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009/may/15/china-sex-theme-park-love-land
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sun 17 May 2009, 11:32, archived)

This is your mum applying a vaginal douche
www.guardian.co.uk/world/2008/aug/18/usa.flooding
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 17 May 2009, 11:33, archived)

This is your mum bending over
www.randomn3ss.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/russia.jpg
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sun 17 May 2009, 11:36, archived)

These are your mum's genital piercings.
spacescience.arc.nasa.gov/images/Saturn_rings.jpg
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 17 May 2009, 11:38, archived)

This is your mum taking her knickers off
maps.google.co.uk/maps?hl=en&ei=yOkPSpaAGIia_Abj3Z2jBA&q=mull+of+kintyre+map&ie=UTF8&t=h&ll=55.555049,-5.353088&spn=0.602763,1.779785&z=10
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sun 17 May 2009, 11:42, archived)

You're wanking to a map.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 17 May 2009, 11:44, archived)

You grow plants in your garden hoping they'll grow into porn-hedges like you found in the 80s.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sun 17 May 2009, 11:45, archived)

yes.
You hear hundreds of stories a year about young men burned to death in science labs after their ties have caught alight.

High visibility scarves?
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sun 17 May 2009, 11:03, archived)

Kids are inventive
they'll find new ways to burn each other/themselves.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 17 May 2009, 11:06, archived)

like setting fire to the gas taps,
some of which happened to be pointing directly at electrical sockets.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 17 May 2009, 11:42, archived)

Do science labs still exist in schools?
Surely they've been encased in 10ft thick concrete by now...you can't be TOO careful, after all.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 17 May 2009, 11:51, archived)

not concrete,
foam rubber, in case someone bumps into it whilst playing.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 17 May 2009, 11:55, archived)

They let them PLAY?!
Asking for trouble.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 17 May 2009, 11:58, archived)

Hundreds of storys a year?
Maybe one story (which is probably not true) repeated over and over again Chinese Whisper style.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 17 May 2009, 11:23, archived)

[facepalm]

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 17 May 2009, 11:29, archived)

This ^
Oh MoT, you are indeed shit.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sun 17 May 2009, 11:44, archived)

Link me to these hundreds of stories then.
It's the internet age, all the ones in the last 2/3 years will be online somewhere.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 17 May 2009, 11:47, archived)

You're taking the piss, right?

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 17 May 2009, 11:50, archived)

I'm trying to work out how long I can keep it up.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 17 May 2009, 11:57, archived)

You fucking great big liar.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 17 May 2009, 11:59, archived)

Antagonising the internet is too easy.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 17 May 2009, 12:01, archived)

Your mum says not long enough.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sun 17 May 2009, 11:59, archived)

17.3 mm

( broadsword, Sun 17 May 2009, 12:13, archived)

Are you hungover
or just stupid?
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 17 May 2009, 11:55, archived)

Whilst a proper tie allows people to learn how to tie one.
I really hate those massive knots some kids have in their ties. They just look horrible.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 17 May 2009, 11:04, archived)

they are just copying the footballers
they fail at ties.
( MrA, Sun 17 May 2009, 11:46, archived)

all the girls did it at my school,
I don't think footballers were anything to do with it. I think it had more to do with annoying Mr Fraser.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 17 May 2009, 11:57, archived)

fucking good
peanutting was annoying
( spacefish bong!, Sun 17 May 2009, 11:05, archived)

peanutting?

( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 17 May 2009, 11:07, archived)

A neck wedgy.
You would get both ends of the tie and pull it hard so the knot ended up the size of a peanut. Strangulation was always a bit of a hoot at our school
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 17 May 2009, 11:08, archived)

I'm so glad we didn't wear school uniform

( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 17 May 2009, 11:13, archived)

cor!

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sun 17 May 2009, 11:16, archived)

we have to wear uniform.
it's hideous. I'm ashamed to wear it.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 17 May 2009, 11:22, archived)

I wore school uniform far more after I left school
than I ever did while I was there
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 17 May 2009, 11:24, archived)

how does that work?
hang on.. filthy minx action again?
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sun 17 May 2009, 11:29, archived)

*looks innocent*

( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 17 May 2009, 11:30, archived)

unless it's yellow or something daft
most uniforms look pretty good.. from the outside though.. i know wearing them feels pretty restrictive
hence the reason they love this new rule where you can't mess about with your knot
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sun 17 May 2009, 11:28, archived)

Maroon
*always* looks horrible and ruins any other colour it's with.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 17 May 2009, 11:30, archived)

maroon and grey is a school uniform staple
both dirty enough colours to get a weeks worth out of
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sun 17 May 2009, 11:34, archived)

Oh god our uniform was terrible.
No long trousers until you were 14, Red, blue and yellow striped blazers and caps and a straw boater in the summer. This was in the East End of London (Leyton Grammar School) so we learnt to fight pretty damn quick. In fact any kids caught fighting were put in the boxing ring and made to fight properly.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 17 May 2009, 11:20, archived)

how archaic
neither my primary school nor high school had compulsory uniform, so we only wore them for prizegiving once a year, and when the choir and orchestra performed.
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 17 May 2009, 11:23, archived)

You have to keep in mind that he went to school in the 18th century.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 17 May 2009, 11:24, archived)

Terrible bullying.

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 17 May 2009, 11:37, archived)

If we were caught out of uniform, even going home,
we would get 3 strokes of a lether strap to our arses. Even a crooked tie would get you one good hard whack with it. It was nicknamed 'The Snake' for some reason.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 17 May 2009, 11:26, archived)

people pay good money for that sort of thing

( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 17 May 2009, 11:28, archived)

The funny thing was that
our school suddenly closed down without warning one Summer holliday. It turned out the head didn't have any qualifications (he owned the school) and was bumming some of the weaker kids. I had to do my final year at a very tough comprehensive school and left the day I was old enough.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 17 May 2009, 11:33, archived)

I can beat this.
white cotton sack shaped frock with green and maroon checks with a maroon jumper in summer - calf length wool pleated green and maroon tartan skirt, maroon jumper, black stockings and a green blazer and tie in winter.

I tell ya - the dress is a pedo's dream come true. Doesn't even need to rain for everybody to know what colour and kind of underwear you're wearing.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 17 May 2009, 11:25, archived)

aaaaaaaaaaaaand I'm spent.

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 17 May 2009, 11:27, archived)

hmmm have we met?
Don't think so. Nice to meet you. /shakes your hand.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 17 May 2009, 11:31, archived)

Air hair lair there!
I'm the attractive young chap that causes aquaplaning at bashes. I'm quite shy.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 17 May 2009, 11:35, archived)

Hmm well.
I've never been to a bash. So you're already one up on me *snickers*
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 17 May 2009, 11:40, archived)

I 'one uped' on you when I read your post.
And I shall dedicate a few more next week. I can't believe I just said that. I'm normally so timid.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 17 May 2009, 11:46, archived)

It's nice to see you coming out of your shell...

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 17 May 2009, 11:53, archived)

it's nice to see him coming anywhere
so long as he cleans up afterwards
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 17 May 2009, 11:55, archived)

*girlie giggles*
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 17 May 2009, 11:56, archived)

oi
are you a man or mouse?
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 17 May 2009, 11:57, archived)

*runs away*

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 17 May 2009, 12:05, archived)

Dunno about anyone else
but I am deeply aroused.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 17 May 2009, 11:27, archived)

I am now.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 17 May 2009, 11:31, archived)

I'm making a "hard" copy of that post
might need to have it laminated...
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 17 May 2009, 11:36, archived)

I'm ordering one done in A1, encapsulated in thick perspex.
You can never be too careful.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 17 May 2009, 11:40, archived)

Hahaha
in other news, I'm off to see Wilko and Norman tonight...pub rock isn't dead.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 17 May 2009, 11:44, archived)

Oh nice one.

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 17 May 2009, 11:50, archived)

oh there's more where that came from :D
/twirls ponytail while holding school books.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 17 May 2009, 11:41, archived)

You all dress like you're on Neighbours.
I've seen that documentary, so don't try and deny it.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 17 May 2009, 11:51, archived)

neighbours is utter wank
if you say that to my face I will cry.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 17 May 2009, 11:53, archived)

Neighbours isn't a documentary

( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 17 May 2009, 11:55, archived)

...
What?
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 17 May 2009, 11:58, archived)

boxing isn't proper fighting.
it's got rules.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 17 May 2009, 11:44, archived)

The glove we used would be banned these days.
They were about 50 years old even then. Heavy leather with dangling laces that could really hurt. Several kids left the ring bleeding and broken.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 17 May 2009, 11:54, archived)

*gets the horn*

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sun 17 May 2009, 12:07, archived)

a full windsor is the solution to this.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 17 May 2009, 11:41, archived)

school ties are never long enough to do a full Windsor

( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 17 May 2009, 11:47, archived)

Are you from the north where they had to ration fabric?

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 17 May 2009, 11:48, archived)

how long are school ties in the south?

( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 17 May 2009, 11:51, archived)

Long enough for a Full Windsor.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 17 May 2009, 11:52, archived)

here they're barely long enough for a half Windsor
certainly not long enough on my six year-old daughter to tuck both ends into the waistband of her skirt
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 17 May 2009, 11:57, archived)

six?!?
How the shuddering fuck can she be SIX?
*feels old*
( Batsgirl, Sun 17 May 2009, 12:03, archived)

she'll be seven in July
and t'other one will be five. and Mr V hasn't yet succumbed to my request for a new one
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 17 May 2009, 12:05, archived)

I know someone who has seven kids.
A nice enough woman, but I bet her fanny looks like a yawning donkey.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 17 May 2009, 12:10, archived)

mine come out through the sunroof

( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 17 May 2009, 12:11, archived)

Oh that's not so bad then.
She had to have her gearbox taken out a while back.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 17 May 2009, 12:14, archived)

an automatic,
presumably.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 17 May 2009, 12:16, archived)

I never had a school tie when I was six.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 17 May 2009, 12:11, archived)

I need to get another school tie for younger one
because she starts school in August
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 17 May 2009, 12:13, archived)

Oh man.
Getting those tiny knots out, was such a pain in the arse.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 17 May 2009, 11:07, archived)

knot cock
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 17 May 2009, 11:08, archived)

7/10
Not bad for a tug.
*comedy foghorn*
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 17 May 2009, 11:09, archived)

Depends if you are the peanutter or the peanutee

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 17 May 2009, 11:07, archived)

you're such a bully :(

( spacefish bong!, Sun 17 May 2009, 11:17, archived)

Ah, the good old days of the school bully
dragging the freshers around like dogs by their ties. Happy days :)
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 17 May 2009, 11:05, archived)

of as
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 17 May 2009, 11:13, archived)

so if I've read that right,
Grange Hill, always notorious for corrupting Youth with its storylines about DRUGS and SEX and DEATH and so on, is now being lambasted for the dangerous act of encouraging children to think that it may be permissible for them to exercise control over exactly how their tie is tied?
( Batsgirl, Sun 17 May 2009, 11:05, archived)

just say NO

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sun 17 May 2009, 11:18, archived)

'as schools worry about health and safety worries'
christ
( manolith hooray for me, Sun 17 May 2009, 11:07, archived)

hahaha.
Excellent.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 17 May 2009, 11:08, archived)

If I got 68% in 25% of a module, what do I need to get in the other 75% to get above 60% overall?
I have no idea how to work it out.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sun 17 May 2009, 11:16, archived)

just go for 100%
then you won't have to stress about it.. think about.. or complain about it
seriously sweets.. just focus do your best for the short time you have left
AND YOU WILL BE FINE
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sun 17 May 2009, 11:21, archived)

okay...
there are a total of 400 points available (4x "100%")

To get 60% overall you need 60% of 400 which is 240.

You already got 68 of those in your first module, so you need another 172.

Spread over 3 more modules, that's 57.3% you need to get in each one.
( Batsgirl, Sun 17 May 2009, 11:22, archived)

You forgot to factor in one important detail
anybody who can't do basic arithmetic by the time they're at University should have been sent down the pit at age 13.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 17 May 2009, 11:23, archived)

My brain doesn't work with maths.
:(
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sun 17 May 2009, 11:25, archived)

I never went to university.
It is a well-established fact that I am thick as two short planks.
( Batsgirl, Sun 17 May 2009, 11:25, archived)

At least you could probably work out how long the short planks are
and how many you'd need to build a short pier.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 17 May 2009, 11:26, archived)

But a long pier,
that's going to need ADVANCED MATHS.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 17 May 2009, 11:33, archived)

The squaw on the hippopotamus type maths?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 17 May 2009, 11:34, archived)

And a brick pier.
It's just not going to happen.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 17 May 2009, 11:36, archived)

Cor, I did it right.
I knew that E in A-level Maths would come in handy.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sun 17 May 2009, 11:23, archived)

[drugs joke lol]

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 17 May 2009, 11:23, archived)

*imagines imaginary numbers*
*freaks out*
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sun 17 May 2009, 11:24, archived)

Oh that's less than I thought.
I can stop worrying now.

Ta. :)
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sun 17 May 2009, 11:24, archived)

Far too much working out there for such a simple problem.
My German lecturer would hate you.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 17 May 2009, 11:26, archived)

Then your German lecturer is a cock.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 17 May 2009, 11:28, archived)

To be fair, he did teach us computer programming.
And for something that was supposed to take 10 lines I used 5 pages.

He then taught me Classical mechanics and I got 90% in his exam, so we're best buds now.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 17 May 2009, 11:29, archived)

You were taught computer programming by somebody who thought brevity was more important than clarity?
He really must be a cock. I can see why you're buddies.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 17 May 2009, 11:31, archived)

Trust me, it was much clearer his way too.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 17 May 2009, 11:32, archived)

Utter bollocks.
He's a cock. You're a cock. Cocks of a feather.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 17 May 2009, 11:34, archived)

:( why do I cry everytime someone is mean to me :(

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 17 May 2009, 11:37, archived)

I'm blaming YOU for all the programme bloat that's affecting us all in these modern times of cheap storage
and cheap processing power. I'm disgusted.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 17 May 2009, 11:35, archived)

No offence, great, brill, good times, etc.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 17 May 2009, 11:37, archived)

Programme bloat my cock.
If it's bloated then hand assemble it or use a compiler that isn't shit. I was an embedded programmer for ten years ... I could squeeze a perl description of your mum's labia minora into less than a kilobyte.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 17 May 2009, 11:37, archived)

But could you squeeze MoT into 10 lines?

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 17 May 2009, 11:40, archived)

Only if they're the lines of a rusty grid covering an ancient victorian sewer.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 17 May 2009, 11:44, archived)

on the other hand,
my maths teacher would burst into tears of gratitude that his repeated mantra of "always show your working" had sunk in. Apparently for all of the maths GCSE questions there were four points available, and you could pick up one or two of them even if your final answer was wrong, if you had demonstrated your working-out correctly and the only problem was that you'd accidentally transposed two digits, or made an arithmetical error that was so simple you hadn't realised.
( Batsgirl, Sun 17 May 2009, 11:38, archived)

Yeah but that's GCSE maths,
where the main focus of the course is to show you understand how to do it, the final result is important but not massively so.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 17 May 2009, 11:40, archived)

57% I reckon.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sun 17 May 2009, 11:22, archived)

If it's a probability exam
you're fucked
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 17 May 2009, 11:25, archived)

It's French Renaissance literature luckily.

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sun 17 May 2009, 11:28, archived)

Rabelais?
/only French renaissance author I have read blog
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 17 May 2009, 11:32, archived)

Yeah, Rabelais, Marguerite de Navarre, Ronsard and Montaigne.

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sun 17 May 2009, 11:34, archived)

Rabelais is the fucking nuts

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sun 17 May 2009, 11:36, archived)

There's your exam answer, Limey
now go and get drunk.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 17 May 2009, 11:56, archived)

Hmmmm
I'll stick to writing subjective rubbish about pretty pictures, ta!
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 17 May 2009, 11:38, archived)

coffee/screen

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sun 17 May 2009, 11:32, archived)

60 - (8 / 3)

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 17 May 2009, 11:25, archived)

What's the working out? How did you do it?
I want to try and work out the bare minimum I need to get a 2:1 overall.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sun 17 May 2009, 11:31, archived)

Ignore it.
It's the type of answer that would get you a C- in a smug exam and a straight fail in anything else.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 17 May 2009, 11:35, archived)

You got 68%. That's 60 + 8, obviously.
If you want 60% overall, you can lose a third of that extra 8% each time.

lol bad explanation.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 17 May 2009, 11:36, archived)

Ooooh.
I've already got a 2:1. As long as I don't score less than 55 in ant of my exams, I've already got enough upper second marks to bump me up. But that is a big if. Hmmmmmm.

RESULT.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sun 17 May 2009, 11:55, archived)

I have the exact mark I need for everything I have left written in big on my wall.
It's easy enough to attain, but I've handed in my dissertation and I've still got my second Viva, so I have no idea what mark that got me.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 17 May 2009, 11:57, archived)

big hands, miss

( spacefish bong!, Sun 17 May 2009, 11:29, archived)

i'm not going to form an opinion on this, sorry, no offence
great times
( mongychops, Sun 17 May 2009, 11:19, archived)

I think it fair that we do speak out on issues concerened with the health and safety of our children.
Not forming an opinion offends me. No offence.
Spiffing.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 17 May 2009, 11:24, archived)

other people are welcome to their opinions, or not, i'm just not forming one, no offence
great times
( mongychops, Sun 17 May 2009, 11:29, archived)

strangualtes with tie like material
using the japanese under buttock technique.. great times or just smashing?
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sun 17 May 2009, 11:24, archived)

forum banter, great times

( mongychops, Sun 17 May 2009, 11:30, archived)

well if that's the way it is, and i assume it is, congrats hearty manpunch on the arm
love you lots
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sun 17 May 2009, 11:41, archived)

What the fuck?
Kids have been wearing ties to school for over a century, and they are doing this over "fears"?

As for the thing about knot size - fuck off. For fuck's sake. Fuck.

Fucking fuck fuck.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 17 May 2009, 11:40, archived)

Double Windsor FTW

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 17 May 2009, 11:41, archived)

There is no such knot as the Double Windsor
the knot to which you are referring is the Full Windsor, and is the mark of the cad, so says James Bond.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sun 17 May 2009, 11:43, archived)

I'll have you know that the Full windsor is infact, the knot of the ghetto.
Double Windsor - Tie The Phatest Knot Ever - Video

2 min 8 sec - 20 Jun 2007
Tie a knot like a pimp! I show you step by step how to tie a ballsy knot to go with your power suit every day. A real man knows how to tie a phat knot.
www.metacafe.com/watch/680611/
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 17 May 2009, 11:47, archived)

OH NOES!
WE MUSNT HAVE CHILDS WITH SHORT TIES AND SOME CHILDS WITH LONG TIES!!! THEWORLDWILLFALLINTODESPAIRANDRUINATTHESIGHTOFIDFFERENTIALLYLENGTHENEDTIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
( VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Sun 17 May 2009, 11:56, archived)